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Tag: Black Panther

Marvel Snap brings fleeting fun before inevitable monetization grind sets in
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Marvel Snap brings fleeting fun before inevitable monetization grind sets in

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

Marvel Snap, the digital collectible card game that was all the rage back in 2022, has found itself in a…

Because You Clearly Haven’t Seen Enough MCU Movies Already Avengers Doomsday
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Because You Clearly Haven’t Seen Enough MCU Movies Already Avengers Doomsday

FinnAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Avengers: Doomsday is still months away, but Marvel is already trying to prepare you for the impending doom. The movie’s…

Tupac’s Alleged Killer Finally Gets Day in Court After Ages
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Tupac’s Alleged Killer Finally Gets Day in Court After Ages

Big ElephantAugust 17, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the legendary Tupac Shakur, and I have to say, this guy’s life was…

Spider-Man: Brand New Day somehow still making money for Disney
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Spider-Man: Brand New Day somehow still making money for Disney

FinnAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Spider-Man: Brand New Day has officially become the seventh film in history to gross over $700 million at the U.S.…

Marvel greenlights Black Panther 3 because originality is overrated apparently
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Marvel greenlights Black Panther 3 because originality is overrated apparently

FinnJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Because the world was desperately waiting for it, Marvel has announced a third Black Panther movie. The latest installment in…

More Cash Grabs Announced at Marvel Comic-Con 2026 Because You Will Pay
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More Cash Grabs Announced at Marvel Comic-Con 2026 Because You Will Pay

FinnJuly 26, 2026July 26, 2026

Marvel arrived at San Diego Comic-Con 2026 at a crossroads. With some of its biggest movies on the horizon, the…

Coogler Returns for Black Panther 3 with New T’Challa’s Son
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Coogler Returns for Black Panther 3 with New T’Challa’s Son

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 25, 2026

Ryan Coogler is set to return to the world of Wakanda, with the Oscar winner directing Black Panther 3, slated…

Marvel Tōkon revives stale genre with obligatory next-gen tag team cash grab
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Marvel Tōkon revives stale genre with obligatory next-gen tag team cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 20, 2026July 20, 2026

Get ready for another thrilling iteration of the never-ending battle for gaming supremacy, folks! I recently had the chance to…

Marvel Hypes Up a Clock That Ticks (Literally) for the ‘Avengers’ Premiere
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Marvel Hypes Up a Clock That Ticks (Literally) for the ‘Avengers’ Premiere

FinnJanuary 13, 2026January 13, 2026

Hold on to your wallets, true believers, because Marvel has officially run out of actual news and has decided to…

Most Anticipated Games of 2026 (Hopefully They Won’t Release Them in 2027)
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Most Anticipated Games of 2026 (Hopefully They Won’t Release Them in 2027)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteDecember 19, 2025December 19, 2025

The gaming industry is still breathing, folks! Shocking, right? After a year where we collectively lost our minds over sequels…

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