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Ozzy’s Gone Walkabout Again, Hasn’t He? A ‘Seek-And-Find’ Book for the Terminally Bored
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Ozzy’s Gone Walkabout Again, Hasn’t He? A ‘Seek-And-Find’ Book for the Terminally Bored

Chord F. DiscordJune 16, 2025June 16, 2025

Los Angeles-based animation studio and book publisher Fantoons (who?) has announced the upcoming book “Where Is Ozzy?”, because apparently, we…

Oh no, Blizzard’s dumping their mobile dreams and a StarCraft game nobody asked for onto Nexon like a hot potato 🥔🔥🤣!
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Oh no, Blizzard’s dumping their mobile dreams and a StarCraft game nobody asked for onto Nexon like a hot potato 🥔🔥🤣!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 28, 2025April 28, 2025

OMG! 😱 Blizzard, the company that brought you such unforgettable classics as “Diablo Immortal” (remember that gem? 💎) is reportedly…

Diablo x Berserk in 2025? 🤣 Oh honey, bless your heart, that’s gonna be a *hell* of a wait for some *demonic* disappointment. 💀
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Diablo x Berserk in 2025? 🤣 Oh honey, bless your heart, that’s gonna be a *hell* of a wait for some *demonic* disappointment. 💀

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 24, 2025April 24, 2025

Alright gamers, buckle up, because Blizzard, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has decided to grace us with a…

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