Roger Glover of Deep Purple ADMITS He Didn’t Bother Listening To Black Sabbath Much Because Doom Is A Buzzkill For Him
In a recent, earth-shattering 🤯 interview with Barry Robinson of Classic Album Review (because, you know, we *really* needed his…
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Education Department’s Brain-Freeze Bonanza: Summer School and Language Classes Get Iced, Leaving Students in a Learning-Deficit Blizzard
Ah, CNN, always with the sob stories to tug at the heartstrings of bleeding-heart liberals! Let’s get this straight: Trump…
EU Politician Supports Gamers’ Right to Virtually Murder Pixels, Not Stop Games From Dying
Oh, the drama! 🙄 Apparently, some folks are crying 😭 because their precious video games are being “killed.” Yes, you…
Ozzy and the Geezers: Still Alive? (Barely) Birmingham Bash!
So, apparently, Ozzy Osbourne, bless his heart, mumbled his way through what they’re calling his “last” performance earlier tonight (Saturday,…
Microsoft to fire thousands, Gamers not spared
Oh, honey, hold onto your controllers! 🎮 Microsoft, the benevolent overlord of gaming, is at it again! Seems like those…
Diablo Immortal: Druid Preview – Prepare to be Underwhelmed (and Slightly Furry)
Ah, Diablo Immortal, the game that single-handedly keeps the entire mobile gaming industry afloat with its groundbreaking innovation and definitely-not-predatory…
Ozzy’s Gone Walkabout Again, Hasn’t He? A ‘Seek-And-Find’ Book for the Terminally Bored
Los Angeles-based animation studio and book publisher Fantoons (who?) has announced the upcoming book “Where Is Ozzy?”, because apparently, we…
Oh no, Blizzard’s dumping their mobile dreams and a StarCraft game nobody asked for onto Nexon like a hot potato 🥔🔥🤣!
OMG! 😱 Blizzard, the company that brought you such unforgettable classics as “Diablo Immortal” (remember that gem? 💎) is reportedly…
Diablo x Berserk in 2025? 🤣 Oh honey, bless your heart, that’s gonna be a *hell* of a wait for some *demonic* disappointment. 💀
Alright gamers, buckle up, because Blizzard, in their infinite wisdom (or lack thereof), has decided to grace us with a…