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A Georgia Teacher Was the Grief Guru Until His Students Got Grief-Stricken and Killed Him — Now the Community’s All ‘Oops, Poor Kids’
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A Georgia Teacher Was the Grief Guru Until His Students Got Grief-Stricken and Killed Him — Now the Community’s All ‘Oops, Poor Kids’

Big ElephantMarch 14, 2026March 14, 2026

Well, folks, here we go again—another tragic “accident” in the land of the free and the home of the woke.…

Violent Crime in Major US Cities Plummets, Apparently Everyone’s Just Too Busy Arguing Online
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Violent Crime in Major US Cities Plummets, Apparently Everyone’s Just Too Busy Arguing Online

Big ElephantFebruary 11, 2026February 11, 2026

Crime Plummeting in 2025? Thank Trump’s Tough Policies, Not Leftist ‘Violence Interrupters’! Big-city crime rates are suddenly plummeting, according to…

Deportation Bingo Champion Benched, Rich Folks’ Bonus Season Arrives, and Surviving Winter Like a Simpsons Character: Sip Your Daily Dose of Despair Scroll-Delight LOLsob
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Deportation Bingo Champion Benched, Rich Folks’ Bonus Season Arrives, and Surviving Winter Like a Simpsons Character: Sip Your Daily Dose of Despair Scroll-Delight LOLsob

Big ElephantJanuary 27, 2026January 27, 2026

Welcome to 5 Things PM – the only newsletter not infected with Woke Mind Virus™! While the fake news media…

‘America First’ my ass, Kentucky Gov. mocks Trump for letting American gun victims get more thoughts and prayers than solutions
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‘America First’ my ass, Kentucky Gov. mocks Trump for letting American gun victims get more thoughts and prayers than solutions

Big ElephantJanuary 26, 2026January 26, 2026

Kentucky’s Woke Gov Andy Beshear Wails About ‘America Last’ Because President Trump Won’t Fall for the Minneapolis False Flag! Here…

Civil Rights Probe Into Heroic ICE Officer’s Hilariously Brief Investigation into Shooting Renee Good Gets Shuffled to Nowhere; Family Lawyer Has a Sarcastic Quip
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Civil Rights Probe Into Heroic ICE Officer’s Hilariously Brief Investigation into Shooting Renee Good Gets Shuffled to Nowhere; Family Lawyer Has a Sarcastic Quip

Big ElephantJanuary 19, 2026January 19, 2026

Another Day, Another Democrat Family Grieving Thanks to Biden’s Open Borders and Weak-on-Crime Policies! Well, folks, turn off the mainstream…

911 Transcripts and an Incident Report Reveal Exactly Where Renee Good Was Shot and How Her Community Faced Her Killing in Real Time (Spoiler Alert: It Was as Depressing as You’d Expect)
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911 Transcripts and an Incident Report Reveal Exactly Where Renee Good Was Shot and How Her Community Faced Her Killing in Real Time (Spoiler Alert: It Was as Depressing as You’d Expect)

Big ElephantJanuary 16, 2026January 16, 2026

Liberal Media Meltdown: Hero ICE Agent Stops Domestic Terrorist, CNN Tries to Spin It as Tragedy The fake news machine…

Trump’s Iron Grip on Congress Is Slipping Faster Than His Hairline
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Trump’s Iron Grip on Congress Is Slipping Faster Than His Hairline

Big ElephantJanuary 10, 2026January 10, 2026

Trump’s Party Throws Tantrum Over Greenland, Obamacare, and Fake Jan. 6 Drama – The Leftist Cabal Strikes Again! In a…

3 burning mysteries after the ICE shooting that even my grandma’s crystal ball can’t solve
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3 burning mysteries after the ICE shooting that even my grandma’s crystal ball can’t solve

Big ElephantJanuary 8, 2026January 8, 2026

Minneapolis ICE Shooting: Leftist Media Tries to Vilify Heroic Officer Who Stopped Terrorist Driver In yet another desperate attempt to…

Supreme Court Just Said No to Trump’s National Guard Parade in Chicago and He’s Not Happy About It
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Supreme Court Just Said No to Trump’s National Guard Parade in Chicago and He’s Not Happy About It

Big ElephantDecember 23, 2025December 23, 2025

Supreme Court Slaps Down Trump’s Chicago ICE Protection Plan, Claims ‘Regular Forces’ Don’t Mean ‘Regular Agents’ In a stunning act…

Appeals Court Gives Trump a Pass on National Guard Babysitting in DC—Guess He Still Needs a Nap
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Appeals Court Gives Trump a Pass on National Guard Babysitting in DC—Guess He Still Needs a Nap

Big ElephantDecember 17, 2025December 17, 2025

WASHINGTON (CNN) — In a stunning setback for the DNC’s favorite pet project — the District of Columbia — a…

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