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DORO drops obligatory uplifting single because your aunt needs new music for her book club
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DORO drops obligatory uplifting single because your aunt needs new music for her book club

Chord F. DiscordOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Wow, just what we’ve all been waiting for – more Doro Pesch music! 🤩 I mean, who doesn’t need a…

Blizzard’s Blessing: DPS Tier List Tells You Who to Reroll Into Now
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Blizzard’s Blessing: DPS Tier List Tells You Who to Reroll Into Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

As I sit here, sipping my morning coffee and browsing through the latest WoW DPS tier list, I’m reminded of…

Oh Joy Another Movie About a Bunch of Guys Running Around in the Mud with Mosquitoes Called The Mosquito Bowl Starring Nicholas Galitzine and Bill Skarsgård Because We Clearly Needed More of That in Our Lives
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Oh Joy Another Movie About a Bunch of Guys Running Around in the Mud with Mosquitoes Called The Mosquito Bowl Starring Nicholas Galitzine and Bill Skarsgård Because We Clearly Needed More of That in Our Lives

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

Get ready for the most epic battle of all time – a game of football that will leave you on…

Oh Joy Another Movie Where Helen Mirren Gets to Play a Sassy Old Lady with a Penchant for Killing People in Anton Corbijn’s Totally Not Formulaic A Talent For Murder
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Oh Joy Another Movie Where Helen Mirren Gets to Play a Sassy Old Lady with a Penchant for Killing People in Anton Corbijn’s Totally Not Formulaic A Talent For Murder

FinnOctober 14, 2026October 14, 2026

The most epic movie event of the century is coming, and we’re not even exaggerating 🤣! A Talent for Murder,…

Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Trash Hollywood’s Butchering of Our Favorite Books
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Oh Joy Another Opportunity to Trash Hollywood’s Butchering of Our Favorite Books

FinnOctober 13, 2026October 18, 2026

Get ready for a hilarious ride, folks! 🎉👏 “The Book Was Better: the Triumphs and Travesties of Book to Film…

IAN HILL Quits JUDAS PRIEST Because Even He Cant Handle Rob Halfords Ego Anymore
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IAN HILL Quits JUDAS PRIEST Because Even He Cant Handle Rob Halfords Ego Anymore

Chord F. DiscordOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh no, the world is ending: Ian Hill is retiring from Judas Priest! 🌪️ As if we hadn’t seen this…

Trump Already Tired Of New Press Secretary Apparently
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Trump Already Tired Of New Press Secretary Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Katie Zacharia’s first press briefing as the new White House press secretary,…

God of War collector’s box ships empty, because luxury
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God of War collector’s box ships empty, because luxury

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Get ready to fork over your hard-earned cash for a fancy box with no actual game inside, because that’s exactly…

Marty Friedman StillMilking Megadeth Nostalgia In 2023
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Marty Friedman StillMilking Megadeth Nostalgia In 2023

Chord F. DiscordOctober 12, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some juicy gossip from the metal world? 🤯 I just can’t even handle…

Because What Hollywood Needs is More IP to Milk Forever
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Because What Hollywood Needs is More IP to Milk Forever

FinnOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

The cosplayers were out in full force at New York Comic-Con over the weekend, because of course they were. Every…

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