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Another Twist in Lanterns Because You Clearly Weren’t Confused Enough Already
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Another Twist in Lanterns Because You Clearly Weren’t Confused Enough Already

FinnSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

Lanterns Episode 5 has finally landed on HBO Max, and it’s a doozy. The latest installment is packed with action,…

RIP Cheetah Chrome because 71 is basically ancient
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RIP Cheetah Chrome because 71 is basically ancient

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt, and for a good reason – the punk rock…

Kamala Harris’ Home Security Actually Works For Once
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Kamala Harris’ Home Security Actually Works For Once

Big ElephantSeptember 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems like someone tried to sneak onto Kamala Harris’…

William Shatner Saves Metal With Confusingly Titled Album
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William Shatner Saves Metal With Confusingly Titled Album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 10, 2026September 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? 🤯 William Shatner, the 95-year-old “Star Trek” legend, is making a heavy…

Another Beloved Childhood Classic Gets Soullessly Animated For Profit
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Another Beloved Childhood Classic Gets Soullessly Animated For Profit

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

When we last saw Dr. Seuss’ Cat in the Hat on the big screen, it was in the form of…

Nation Rebrands As America Because Why Not
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Nation Rebrands As America Because Why Not

Big ElephantSeptember 10, 2026

So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest antics on CNN, and I come across this article…

Apple Reinvents iPhone With More Of The Same Old Stuff Again
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Apple Reinvents iPhone With More Of The Same Old Stuff Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Apple’s latest iPhone lineup is here, and it’s a doozy. The company has finally unveiled the long-rumored iPhone Duo, a…

Emo Revival Book Offers Exclusive Look At The Genre
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Emo Revival Book Offers Exclusive Look At The Genre

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026

A new book titled Emo Revival: Community, DIY, and Rebirth in Post-Hardcore and Emo (2008-2018) has just been released, taking…

Trump Copies Sci-Fi Movie for Space Force Uniform Because Originality is Overrated
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Trump Copies Sci-Fi Movie for Space Force Uniform Because Originality is Overrated

FinnSeptember 7, 2026September 8, 2026

The United States Space Force has unveiled a new uniform design, and it’s a real blast from the past. Or,…

Newsom Tests Presidential Waters In South Carolina
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Newsom Tests Presidential Waters In South Carolina

Big ElephantSeptember 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. California Governor Gavin Newsom is making waves in South Carolina, and…

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