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Guillermo Del Toro Throws Shade at AI Art, Declares War on Robots in Hollywood
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Guillermo Del Toro Throws Shade at AI Art, Declares War on Robots in Hollywood

FinnDecember 2, 2025December 2, 2025

Guillermo del Toro, the cinematic genius (or so he thinks 🙄), took a break from patting himself on the back…

‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’: The Last Airbender to Our Patience?
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‘Avatar: Fire and Ash’: The Last Airbender to Our Patience?

FinnNovember 30, 2025November 30, 2025

James Cameron, bless his heart 👴, has graced us with three Avatar movies so far. And guess what? He wants…

Riot’s “Comedy”: Prepare for Disappointment
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Riot’s “Comedy”: Prepare for Disappointment

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 29, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL! 🤣 Riot Comedy Club is THE place for hilarious stand-up featuring Netflix, HBO & Comedy…

Glenn Hughes: Still Alive After All These Years (and Sober, Apparently)
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Glenn Hughes: Still Alive After All These Years (and Sober, Apparently)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 26, 2025November 26, 2025

OMG! Glenn Hughes, aka the “Voice of Rock” (according to himself, probably), is TOTALLY celebrating 28 years of sobriety! 🎉…

Sex Pistols (feat geriatric Frank Carter) Announce ’50 Years Of Punk (lol)’ Celebration Shows For Summer 2026 (if they’re still alive)
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Sex Pistols (feat geriatric Frank Carter) Announce ’50 Years Of Punk (lol)’ Celebration Shows For Summer 2026 (if they’re still alive)

Chord F. DiscordNovember 24, 2025November 24, 2025

🚨 Breaking News! 🚨 The SEX PISTOLS, now featuring the punk rock god Frank Carter (because, let’s face it, someone…

“The Chronology of Water” Trailer: Witness Kristen Stewart Direct Imogen Poots (and Probably Overthink It)
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“The Chronology of Water” Trailer: Witness Kristen Stewart Direct Imogen Poots (and Probably Overthink It)

FinnNovember 22, 2025November 22, 2025

Oh, sweet baby Jesus, another artsy-fartsy film nobody asked for! The Chronology of Water, a cinematic masterpiece (according to who,…

Layne Staley’s Diary: Now Good for Something Besides Gathering Dust
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Layne Staley’s Diary: Now Good for Something Besides Gathering Dust

Chord F. DiscordNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did you hear? “This Angry Pen Of Mine: Recovering The Journals Of Layne Staley” – a totally authorized…

Genshin Impact’s “Luna 3” Update: Prepare for Disappointment and More Grinding
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Genshin Impact’s “Luna 3” Update: Prepare for Disappointment and More Grinding

Pixel P. SnarkbyteNovember 21, 2025November 21, 2025

Ah, yes, the next “big” update for Genshin Impact is almost here! 🙄 Announced with the usual over-the-top fanfare during…

Project Hail Mary: New Trailer Drops, Guaranteed to Confuse Even Book Readers
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Project Hail Mary: New Trailer Drops, Guaranteed to Confuse Even Book Readers

FinnNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Oh, look, another movie adaptation of a book. 🙄 This time it’s *Project Hail Mary*, because apparently, Hollywood has run…

MAGA Meltdown: Civil War Edition
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MAGA Meltdown: Civil War Edition

Big ElephantNovember 18, 2025November 18, 2025

Another day, another Deep State plot! Even with our glorious leader, President Trump, at the helm for his *second* term,…

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