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A ‘Game of Thrones’ Movie Is in the Works — Because Clearly, We Haven’t Suffered Enough Yet
Oh, look, it's Hollywood's favorite cash cow trotting out yet another way to print money! 🐄💰
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A ‘Game of Thrones’ Movie Is in the Works — Because Clearly, We Haven’t Suffered Enough Yet

FinnMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Just when you thought HBO had milked every last drop of dragon drama from George R.R. Martin’s increasingly mythical “almost…

We are the World (Cup) but Men in Blazers’ Roger Bennett Just Wrote a Book About It
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We are the World (Cup) but Men in Blazers’ Roger Bennett Just Wrote a Book About It

Big ElephantMarch 3, 2026March 3, 2026

Oh great, another liberal soccer love letter while America burns! Roger Bennett’s new book, “We are the World (Cup),” is…

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B&N Virtually Presents: Allen Levi and His Theo of Golden Nonsense

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

“A word-of-mouth smash hit.” —The New York Times Barnes & Noble invites you to join bestselling author Allen Levi for…

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“Michael Rosen and Pals: Unearthing the World’s Most Bizarre Food Tales”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

**Warning: Food-Themed Tales May Cause Severe Hunger** Get ready to drool, kids! On World Book Day®, Michael Rosen and friends…

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Karl May Total – Lesung & Fantreffen Nr 41: Where Cowboys and Indians Unite Over a Good Book and Even Better Pretzels

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

**Karl May Total – Das einmalige Online Karl May Fantreffen präsentiert:** **Das 40. Online-Treffen bei *Karl May Total*!** **Mit Stargast…

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“SESAFA’s 2026 Annual Meeting: Where PowerPoint Slides Meet Real-Life Drama”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 1, 2026

**Early Registration ends February 13th! Book now for the lowest price.** Or, you know, pay more later because you procrastinated…

Sam Altman spills tea on Anthropic’s Pentagon drama like it’s a reality TV feud
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Sam Altman spills tea on Anthropic’s Pentagon drama like it’s a reality TV feud

Big ElephantFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

Oh look, it’s the same old song and dance from the woke AI crowd! So let me get this straight:…

First Lady Melania Trump: Too Busy Being Fabulous to Be Deposed in Epstein Probe, Says Congresswoman Nancy Mace
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First Lady Melania Trump: Too Busy Being Fabulous to Be Deposed in Epstein Probe, Says Congresswoman Nancy Mace

Big ElephantFebruary 27, 2026February 27, 2026

Melania Trump Again Targeted by Dems’ Sham Investigations Can you believe these swamp monsters are now trying to drag Melania…

Burning Ambition: Iron Maiden’s Documentary Is Coming To Theaters In May, Because Why Not?
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Burning Ambition: Iron Maiden’s Documentary Is Coming To Theaters In May, Because Why Not?

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 24, 2026February 24, 2026

Oh look, Iron Maiden is getting a documentary—because apparently their 17 albums, 100 million records, and 2,500 concerts weren’t enough…

Life Is Strange: Reunion Preview — Nostalgia Bomb Detonates, Past Self Cries
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Life Is Strange: Reunion Preview — Nostalgia Bomb Detonates, Past Self Cries

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 24, 2026February 24, 2026

Oh, poor Max Caulfield. The girl who could rewind time but somehow never managed to avoid walking into every possible…

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