**Gurnee’s Gonna Be Crawling with Scaled Freaks**
**OMG! 🙄 Prepare for the Ultimate Reptile Show in Round Lake Beach, IL (GURNEE AREA!)! 🦎** Tickets are non-refundable, because…
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Shaan’s Infinity Tour: Chicago – Prepare for Earplugs
**OMG! 🙄 Shaan – The Infinity Tour Chicago! 🎤 More like the ‘Eternity of Boredom’ Tour! 🗓️ Book tickets NOW!…
Labubu vs Sonny Angel: The Ultimate Plastic Baby Cage Match
**OMG! 🙄 LABUBU X SONNY ANGEL MARKET! The Shops At RedBird, 3662 W Camp Wisdom Rd Dallas TX 75237, July…
Games Workshop Stops Scalping Limited Siege of Terra By Becoming the Scalper
Ah, Games Workshop, those magnificent overlords of plastic crack and lore so dense it could collapse into a black hole…
Ex-ICED EARTH Members (Who?) Drop New Single, Prepare for World to Continue Not Caring
ASHES OF ARES, the U.S. “heavy” metal duo featuring ex-ICED EARTH rejects Matt Barlow and Freddie Vidales, is gracing us…
LITA FORD: Still Milking That One Hit, Apparently
In a recent interview with The Horror Nerd (because who else would be interviewing her? 🤷♀️), 1980s hard rock queen…
KREATOR Releases Trailer for Utterly Riveting (Not!) Documentary ‘Hate & Hope’
OMG! 😱 A trailer for the most epic, totally-not-overhyped documentary about German thrash metal legends, KREATOR, entitled “Kreator – Hate…
Belinda Carlisle, Aging Pop Icon, Desperately Clings to California Relevance with Yet Another Album No One Asked For
Belinda Carlisle, bless her heart, is apparently still at it. She’s dropping a new album called Once Upon A Time…
James Cameron Dives Deep into Literary Hell with ‘The Devils’ Novel Adaptation, Because Apparently Pandora Wasn’t Hot Enough
OMG! James Cameron, the guy who thinks blue aliens are still cool, is slumming it with some fantasy book called…
Bookie Season 2 (TV series): A Totally Unbiased and Accurate Episode Guide (Probably)
Alright, buckle up buttercups 🐴, because “Bookie” Season 2 is here to grace us with its presence… or something. If…