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Burning Ambition: Iron Maiden’s Documentary Is Coming To Theaters In May, Because Why Not?
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Burning Ambition: Iron Maiden’s Documentary Is Coming To Theaters In May, Because Why Not?

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 24, 2026February 24, 2026

Oh look, Iron Maiden is getting a documentary—because apparently their 17 albums, 100 million records, and 2,500 concerts weren’t enough…

Life Is Strange: Reunion Preview — Nostalgia Bomb Detonates, Past Self Cries
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Life Is Strange: Reunion Preview — Nostalgia Bomb Detonates, Past Self Cries

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 24, 2026February 24, 2026

Oh, poor Max Caulfield. The girl who could rewind time but somehow never managed to avoid walking into every possible…

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Intrecci Book Club ONLINE – Cime Tempestose: Where Heathcliff Finally Gets the Therapy He Needs

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 24, 2026

Unisciti a noi per parlare di Cime Tempestose, il libro che ti farà amare l’abuso emotivo! 📚😱 Questo mese ci…

Yoko Taro to Helm New Neon Genesis Evangelion Anime, Because Clearly We Needed More Existential Despair
Holy Shinji, They're Actually Doing It!
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Yoko Taro to Helm New Neon Genesis Evangelion Anime, Because Clearly We Needed More Existential Despair

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

Well folks, the world has officially gone mad. After 30 years of psychological trauma, giant robot battles, and enough Freudian…

WWE 2K26: Bigger, Bolder, and Probably Still Missing That One Finisher You Want
Professional wrestling is scripted, but this experience was pure, unfiltered magic.
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WWE 2K26: Bigger, Bolder, and Probably Still Missing That One Finisher You Want

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 23, 2026February 23, 2026

I’ve been watching professional wrestling since I was four years old, back when Hacksaw Jim Duggan’s autograph was the crown…

“Beyond overwhelming”: Photographer reacts to international attention for his historic image of ex-Prince Andrew
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“Beyond overwhelming”: Photographer reacts to international attention for his historic image of ex-Prince Andrew

Big ElephantFebruary 22, 2026February 22, 2026

CNN Admits to Pedo Coverup as They Celebrate ‘Historic’ Photo of Epstein Pal Andrew! Well, well, well! Look what the…

“Backlist Book Club: FEBRUARY – Because Your TBR Pile Wasn’t Judging You Enough Already”
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“Backlist Book Club: FEBRUARY – Because Your TBR Pile Wasn’t Judging You Enough Already”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Event ended, so grab your pitchforks and torches! The Golden Hour Books Book Club in Indianapolis, Indiana is officially closed…

2026 Conference: Where Celebs, CEOs, and Jocks Pretend to Care About Each Other
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2026 Conference: Where Celebs, CEOs, and Jocks Pretend to Care About Each Other

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 22, 2026

Eventbrite’s footer is like a Choose Your Own Adventure book, but instead of escaping a dungeon, you’re navigating ticket sales.…

KID ROCK Finally Finds Jesus, Lands No. 1 on Christian Charts Because Apparently Hell Ain’t Working Out
Kid Rock's Spiritual Awakening Is Now a Billboard Chart-Topper Because, Why Not?
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KID ROCK Finally Finds Jesus, Lands No. 1 on Christian Charts Because Apparently Hell Ain’t Working Out

Chord F. DiscordFebruary 21, 2026February 21, 2026

In a plot twist no one saw coming (except maybe his PR team), Kid Rock — yes, that Kid Rock…

Armatus Preview — A Gothic Roguelike That’s Like Roguelikes, But Gothic
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Armatus Preview — A Gothic Roguelike That’s Like Roguelikes, But Gothic

Pixel P. SnarkbyteFebruary 20, 2026February 20, 2026

Oh boy, here we go again—another roguelike that thinks it’s the second coming of gaming. This time, it’s Armatus, and…

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