Shrek 5 Gets a Teaser Trailer Because We Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough Already
We’ve got some ogre-sized news for you: Shrek 5 is coming! 🎉👀 Next summer, DreamWorks Animation is inviting audiences on…
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Liberal losers fret over impending SCOTUS smackdowns coming soon
Wow, can you believe the absolute nonsense that’s being spewed out by the fake news media and the liberal elites?…
Super Official Totally Not Made Up Book About SLIPKNOT That They Definitely Didnt Try To Stop From Being Written All About Their Rise To Fame And The Chaos
Breaking news: the world is finally getting a book about Slipknot, and we’re all just thrilled 🤩🎉. I mean, who…
Oh Boy Get Ready For Another Underwhelming Year Of Overhyped Indie Games At The Wholesome Direct 2026
Get ready for the most epic gaming experience of the year, folks! 🎉👀 Wholesome Games is back with Wholesome Direct…
VOIVOD’s New Concept Album Will Probably Change Your Life Forever and Definitely Won’t Be Delayed Again Until At Least 2030
In a shocking turn of events, VOIVOD’s drummer and founding member Michel “Away” Langevin has revealed that the band’s upcoming…
More Overhyped Shows And Movies To Make You Forget You Have Responsibilities And A Social Life In June 2026
Get ready for a magical month of binge-watching on Netflix! 📺🍿 In June, the streaming giant is unleashing a treasure…
ALICE COOPER Rips A.I to Shreds Because Apparently His Music Wasnt Robotic Enough Already
So, you want to know about Alice Cooper’s thoughts on AI in music? Well, buckle up, folks, because the Godfather…
Finally a book returns home after a century of socialist neglect somehow
Oh, great, just what we need, more fake news about how our amazing President Donald Trump is somehow not doing…
X-Men 97 Season 2 Trailer Finally Arrives to Save Us from the Crushing Despair of Having to Watch Anything Else
Get ready for the most epic season of X-Men ’97 yet, folks! 🚨💥 This summer, the Marvel Animation team is…
Oh great another genius like Tommy Lee releases a song called ‘Stupid World’ because obviously the world needed more of his expertise on stupidity from his Earth shattering album ‘Tommyland Rides Again’
Breaking news: Tommy Lee is back with a vengeance, or at least that’s what he thinks 🤣! The infamous MÖTLEY…