Breaking News Toy Story 5 Just Broke All the Records and Your Childhood is Officially Over Now
In a shocking turn of events, it appears that toys have finally surpassed tech in the ultimate battle of awesomeness…
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Shrek 5 Gets a Teaser Trailer Because We Clearly Haven’t Suffered Enough Already
We’ve got some ogre-sized news for you: Shrek 5 is coming! 🎉👀 Next summer, DreamWorks Animation is inviting audiences on…
Backrooms and Obsession Totally Not Made by Nerds in Their Basement Floor Beat Mandalorian and Grogu Because Who Needs Cute Baby Yoda Anyway
Suddenly, movie theaters are cool again, and we’re not talking about the kind of cool where your grandma thinks they’re…
The Mandalorian Got Utterly Destroyed By Solo On Opening Day Because Who Needs Good Writing Anyway
The Mandalorian and Grogu is not exactly breaking the internet with its box office numbers 🤣. According to Deadline, the…
Nicolas Cage is Back for More of the Same Old Longlegs Nonsense Because You Clearly Didn’t Learn Your Lesson the First Time
Oh boy, get ready for another wild ride with Nicolas Cage, the king of over-the-top performances 🤪. He’s teaming up…
Bloodborne is Back to Haunt Your Nightmares Again as a Super Gory Animated Movie Because You Clearly Didn’t Suffer Enough, and Internet Personality JackSepticEye is Somehow a Producer Now
After over 10 years of fans begging for a new Bloodborne game, Sony has finally decided to give them what…
Failed ‘Power Rangers’ Reboot Was Going to be a Super Long and Painful Four Movie Trainwreck That Luckily Got Canceled
The whopping failure of the 2017 Power Rangers reboot is still a sore spot for some fans, but let’s be…
Andy Weir’s Project Hail Mary Is Taking Over the Universe with a Super Cool Not at All Gimmicky New VR and AR Game That You’ll Definitely Play for More Than 5 Minutes
After the “stupendous success” (read: people actually liked it, what a miracle 🙌) of Project Hail Mary at the box…
Oh Joy Another Masterful Master of the Universe Trailer to Fuel Our Endless Nostalgia and Disappointment
The most epic battle of all time is coming, and by epic, I mean cringeworthy 🙄. Masters of the Universe…
STOMPING GROUNDS 2026 – Where Art Meets Chaos at the Logan Center (or How to Ruin Your Shoes in Style)
**Prepare for a Rhythmic Rumble at the Logan Center!** Get ready to witness a percussive extravaganza featuring Chicago’s finest, including…