Because What Hollywood Really Needs is 15 More Unwanted Sequels This Summer
Summer may officially end on September 22, but in Hollywood, the summer movie season is already on its last legs…
Tag: Box Office
Disney Underwhelmed By Underperformance Of Obvious Cash Grabs
Josh D’Amaro, CEO of Disney, recently acknowledged that the live-action remake of Moana and Star Wars: The Mandalorian and Grogu…
Spider-Man Swings Past Billion Dollar Mark With Obnoxiously Successful Relaunch
Spider-Man: Brand New Day has crushed it at the box office, because of course it did. I mean, who needs…
Another Spider-Man Movie Breaks Records Because Of Course It Does
It’s clear that reports of Baz’s downfall were greatly exaggerated—to the surprise of nobody at all. ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’…
Spider-Man Smashes Avengers Record with $360M Debut
Spider-Man has single-handedly (well, with the help of Hulk and Punisher and spoiler) beat back the Avengers. Spider-Man: Brand New…
Spider-Man Breaks Box Office Records Again Because Of Course It Does
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the box office numbers, and I’ve got to say, it’s a wild…
The Master and Margarita – Because You Clearly Didn’t Waste Enough Time Reading the Book in School
Oh boy, are you guys in for a treat! 🎉🍿 THE MASTER AND MARGARITA is finally coming to the US,…
Oh Great Another Zombie Movie to Add to the Pile of Unoriginal Ideas from Some Guy Named Yeon Sang-ho Who Probably Thinks Zombies Are Still Scary
Oh boy, are you guys ready for another super original and not-at-all-overdone zombie movie? 🙄 Because I’ve got some “breaking…
Because What The World Really Needed Was Dungeons & Dragons 2
It’s been three years since Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves hit theaters, and despite the existence of a script…
Another Masterpiece Ruined By Humanity’s Insatiable Appetite For Free Stuff
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one could have seen coming, Christopher Nolan’s ‘The Odyssey’ leaked on…