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Tag: Brad Pitt

Tom Cruise undergoes extreme transformations because acting skills are overrated apparently
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Tom Cruise undergoes extreme transformations because acting skills are overrated apparently

FinnOctober 1, 2026October 1, 2026

Tom Cruise has been a household name for over 40 years, and in that time, he’s played a wide range…

Because We Needed More of Cliff Booth Apparently
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Because We Needed More of Cliff Booth Apparently

FinnSeptember 21, 2026September 21, 2026

Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood sequel, The Further Mis-Adventures of Cliff Booth, is coming to Netflix, because…

Brad Pitt Reprises Role in Fincher’s Hollywood Sequel Trailer Drops
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Brad Pitt Reprises Role in Fincher’s Hollywood Sequel Trailer Drops

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 21, 2026

Netflix has revealed the first trailer for The Further Mis-Adventures of Cliff Booth, the upcoming standalone sequel to Once Upon…

Tarantino Finally Creates Something That Won’t Spawn 12 Sequels
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Tarantino Finally Creates Something That Won’t Spawn 12 Sequels

FinnSeptember 15, 2026September 15, 2026

As Quentin Tarantino’s film output has slowed in recent years, his literary output has increased. Because, you know, the world…

Tarantino Pens Cliff Booth Novel Ahead Of Film Adaptation
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Tarantino Pens Cliff Booth Novel Ahead Of Film Adaptation

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 15, 2026

Quentin Tarantino may be holding off on directing his 10th and final film, but he’s definitely keeping busy creatively. Not…

Because We Clearly Needed Another One, ‘Once Upon a Time in Hollywood’ Sequel Gets Title
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Because We Clearly Needed Another One, ‘Once Upon a Time in Hollywood’ Sequel Gets Title

FinnAugust 26, 2026August 27, 2026

Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is getting a sequel, because of course it is. The film industry’s…

Brad Pitt Slams Poor Acting in Adult Films
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Brad Pitt Slams Poor Acting in Adult Films

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026

Brad Pitt, an actor, takes his craft very seriously. So much so, that he rejects watching porn — not because…

Brad Pitt Opens Up About His Sobriety Journey
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Brad Pitt Opens Up About His Sobriety Journey

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2026

Brad Pitt has revealed that he is drinking alcohol again after maintaining his sobriety for seven years. The subject came…

Brad Pitt Opens Up About Suicidal Feelings Over Family Struggles
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Brad Pitt Opens Up About Suicidal Feelings Over Family Struggles

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 10, 2026

Brad Pitt has revealed that he felt suicidal during “one little period” when he was looking for relief from pain…

Vampire Gets New 4K Ultra HD Release
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Vampire Gets New 4K Ultra HD Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 4, 2026

Before there was Sam Reid and Jacob Anderson, there was Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt. While 1994’s Interview with the…

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