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Because That’s Exactly How Marvel’s Previous 12 Sequels Were Made
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Because That’s Exactly How Marvel’s Previous 12 Sequels Were Made

FinnSeptember 4, 2026September 7, 2026

Avengers: Doomsday, the latest installment in the Marvel saga, is barreling towards its December 18, 2026, release date, with one…

Amazon Axes Spider-Noir Because Original Ideas are Overrated Apparently
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Amazon Axes Spider-Noir Because Original Ideas are Overrated Apparently

FinnSeptember 4, 2026September 7, 2026

Amazon has canceled their live-action TV show Spider-Noir after only one season, according to Variety. The show, which starred Nicolas…

Spider-Man fans can now shell out for a web-tastic overpriced gaming throne
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Spider-Man fans can now shell out for a web-tastic overpriced gaming throne

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 26, 2026August 26, 2026

Spider-Man is everywhere, and now he’s taking over your gaming setup, because of course he is. After the beautifully done…

Another Soulless Blockbuster Climbs The Soulless Box Office List
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Another Soulless Blockbuster Climbs The Soulless Box Office List

FinnAugust 25, 2026August 25, 2026

Move over Avengers, the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man has taken the top spot. With a whopping $858.4 million in ticket sales…

Because You Clearly Needed More Spider-Man In Your Life Apparently
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Because You Clearly Needed More Spider-Man In Your Life Apparently

FinnAugust 24, 2026August 24, 2026

It’s been four weeks since Spider-Man: Brand New Day swung into theaters, and it’s still the king of the box…

Jason Statham Movie Leaks Because Who Needs Marketing Anyway
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Jason Statham Movie Leaks Because Who Needs Marketing Anyway

FinnAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Movie industry experts are sounding the alarm as the window for exclusive theater releases continues to shrink, with some films…

Marvel greenlights another X-Men reboot because originality is overrated
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Marvel greenlights another X-Men reboot because originality is overrated

FinnAugust 15, 2026August 16, 2026

After years of waiting, Marvel fans can finally breathe a sigh of relief as the studio has announced the cast…

Spider-Man: Brand New Day somehow still making money for Disney
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Spider-Man: Brand New Day somehow still making money for Disney

FinnAugust 13, 2026August 13, 2026

Spider-Man: Brand New Day has officially become the seventh film in history to gross over $700 million at the U.S.…

Marvel Releases Official Ranking Because You Clearly Need Their Approval
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Marvel Releases Official Ranking Because You Clearly Need Their Approval

FinnAugust 11, 2026August 12, 2026

Nick Fury’s iconic speech about bringing together a group of remarkable people to see if they could become something more…

Marvel Reboots X-Men Again Because Original Ideas Are Overrated
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Marvel Reboots X-Men Again Because Original Ideas Are Overrated

FinnAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

The X-Men are coming, again, because of course they are. Little by little, a new cast is being assembled, because…

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