Jason Statham Movie Leaks Because Who Needs Marketing Anyway
Movie industry experts are sounding the alarm as the window for exclusive theater releases continues to shrink, with some films…
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Marvel greenlights another X-Men reboot because originality is overrated
After years of waiting, Marvel fans can finally breathe a sigh of relief as the studio has announced the cast…
Spider-Man: Brand New Day somehow still making money for Disney
Spider-Man: Brand New Day has officially become the seventh film in history to gross over $700 million at the U.S.…
Marvel Releases Official Ranking Because You Clearly Need Their Approval
Nick Fury’s iconic speech about bringing together a group of remarkable people to see if they could become something more…
Marvel Reboots X-Men Again Because Original Ideas Are Overrated
The X-Men are coming, again, because of course they are. Little by little, a new cast is being assembled, because…
Spider-Man Swings Past Billion Dollar Mark With Obnoxiously Successful Relaunch
Spider-Man: Brand New Day has crushed it at the box office, because of course it did. I mean, who needs…
Marvel Finally Runs Out of Original Ideas Completely
Marvel’s fourth Spider-Man film starring Tom Holland is called Spider-Man: Brand New Day, a name that will be familiar to…
Another Spider-Man Movie Breaks Records Because Of Course It Does
It’s clear that reports of Baz’s downfall were greatly exaggerated—to the surprise of nobody at all. ‘Spider-Man: Brand New Day’…
Spider-Man Breaks Box Office Records Again Because Of Course It Does
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the box office numbers, and I’ve got to say, it’s a wild…
Spider-Man: Brand New Day is Totally Not a Desperate Cry for Help and a Rehashing of the Same Old Boring Storylines
Oh boy, are you guys ready for another Spider-Man movie? I mean, who isn’t tired of the same old web-slinging,…