Donkey Kong’s Wild Ride: Pauline’s Along for the Banana Slamma & Digging Up Dirt in the Grand Underground
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because Nintendo dropped the Donkey Kong Bananza Direct today, and it’s more bananas than a monkey…
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Red Dead Redemption 2 Voice Actors Hilariously Troll Fans with Vague Teases of Impending Doom
Alright, folks, buckle up your horses because the drama is thicker than Dutch’s accent in a poker game! ðĪ Apparently,…
FIT FOR A KING to Drag MAKE THEM SUFFER, SPITE, and 156/SILENCE Across North America in Fall 2025 (Prepare for Mediocrity)
FIT FOR A KING â aka Ryan Kirby (screaming into a mic), Bobby Lynge (shredding… or at least trying to),…
Portability vs Power: So You Wanna Be a Streaming Superstar, Huh?
Alright, listen up, future e-celebs! ðĪŠ Forget everything you thought you knew about streaming because I’m about to drop some…
LEGO Fortnite Expeditions: 4 Players Enter, Only the Lag Survives
Oh, great, another collab no one asked for! ð Epic Games, those masterminds of originality, are back at it again,…
Xbox Game Pass June Wave 2: Firebreak, Warcraft, and Other Games You’ll Probably Never Play
Oh, great, more shovelware for the perpetually bored! ð Xbox Game Pass, in its infinite wisdom, has deigned to bless…
Gearbox Hilariously Confirms Borderlands 4 Will Cost $70 (Because Apparently, Money Doesn’t Grow on Claptraps)
Well, well, well, look what we have here! Gearbox, those masterminds of milking a franchise drier than the Sahara, have…
Minecraft’s Chase The Skies Update Launches Tomorrow (as if you care)
Okay, gamers, listen up! ðĒMinecraft, that blocky masterpiece you either love or pretend to hate, is getting another update. Yes,…
Nintendo Direct to bless us with more Donkey Kong than we asked for
Oh, sweet merciful bananas! ð Nintendo, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just a desperate attempt to sell more Switch…
Anime Expo 2025: Crunchyroll’s Gonna Drag Some Weebs and Dubs Out Kicking and Screaming
Oh boy, Anime Expo 2025! ð Crunchyroll is gracing us with their presence, promising a “huge slew” of anime premieres…