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Sports teams for sale to billionaires only apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Sports teams for sale to billionaires only apparently

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the latest sports team sales. It seems like everyone and their uncle…

Dad’s Family Reunion Plans Foiled By Border Patrol
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Dad’s Family Reunion Plans Foiled By Border Patrol

Big ElephantAugust 23, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama, folks. Luis Manuel Aviles, a 48-year-old handyman from Nicaragua, was…

Gene Simmons still won’t leave the stage because your grandma needs to see him one more time
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Gene Simmons still won’t leave the stage because your grandma needs to see him one more time

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, Gene Simmons, the legendary bassist and vocalist of KISS, has announced that he will…

Sweet Guitarist Tired Of Being Yelled At By Old Dude Andy Scott
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Sweet Guitarist Tired Of Being Yelled At By Old Dude Andy Scott

Chord F. DiscordAugust 23, 2026August 23, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I couldn’t believe what I was reading. THE SWEET, the…

Chris Slade retires from drumming because 70 is the new 25 and he’s exhausted
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Chris Slade retires from drumming because 70 is the new 25 and he’s exhausted

Chord F. DiscordAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt πŸΊπŸ–€. Chris Slade, the legendary Welsh drummer who’s played…

FAN EXPO Canada 2026 Promises More Overpriced Nostalgia And Crowds
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FAN EXPO Canada 2026 Promises More Overpriced Nostalgia And Crowds

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 22, 2026August 22, 2026

FAN EXPO Canada 2026 is coming, and it’s a geek’s paradise, but let’s be real, it’s also a corporate playground…

Billionaire Buys Sports Teams Because He Clearly Needs More Toys
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Billionaire Buys Sports Teams Because He Clearly Needs More Toys

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shake-up in the NBA, and I’ve got to say, it’s…

Because Hollywood Has Clearly Run Out Of Original Ideas Already
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Because Hollywood Has Clearly Run Out Of Original Ideas Already

FinnAugust 21, 2026August 22, 2026

As the membranes between comic-book universes continue to weaken, it’s becoming increasingly common for actors to cross over from one…

TikTok Pays $400 Million For Breaking Child Privacy Not That Badly
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

TikTok Pays $400 Million For Breaking Child Privacy Not That Badly

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest settlement between TikTok and the US Justice Department, and folks, it’s…

Jason Statham Movie Leaks Because Who Needs Marketing Anyway
Breaking, Movie News

Jason Statham Movie Leaks Because Who Needs Marketing Anyway

FinnAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Movie industry experts are sounding the alarm as the window for exclusive theater releases continues to shrink, with some films…

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