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CBS News fires 6% of staff, Bari Weiss takes over to fix everything with her legendary wisdom and charm
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

CBS News fires 6% of staff, Bari Weiss takes over to fix everything with her legendary wisdom and charm

Big ElephantMarch 20, 2026March 20, 2026

Breaking: CBS News Ditches ‘Woke’ Agenda, Trump Fans Celebrate! In a stunning turn of events that’s rocking the liberal media…

Why Esports Teams Are Now Basically Professional YouTubers Who Just Happen to Play Games Sometimes
Esports pro teams are no longer just chasing trophies—they’re chasing your attention 24/7 👀
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Why Esports Teams Are Now Basically Professional YouTubers Who Just Happen to Play Games Sometimes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 19, 2026March 19, 2026

Once upon a time, if you were an esports team, you basically existed only during tournament weekends. You’d pop up,…

CHEVELLE’s SAM LOEFFLER: A.I. Is ‘Taking Over Your Morning Coffee, Your Midnight Snacks, and Probably Your Dreams’
Holy Crap, Sam Loeffler’s Confused About AI, and I’m Here for It
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CHEVELLE’s SAM LOEFFLER: A.I. Is ‘Taking Over Your Morning Coffee, Your Midnight Snacks, and Probably Your Dreams’

Chord F. DiscordMarch 19, 2026March 19, 2026

Oh, look who’s back to remind us that not everyone’s ready to be assimilated into the Borg collective. CHEVELLE’s Sam…

Fortnite Finally Back on Google Play: Gamers Celebrate, Parents Weep Quietly
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Fortnite Finally Back on Google Play: Gamers Celebrate, Parents Weep Quietly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 19, 2026March 19, 2026

After five long years and courtroom battles, Fortnite has finally returned to the Google Play Store today, just in time…

Sonic the Hedgehog 4 Teaser Brings Chaos Emeralds And A Year Countdown – Because Waiting Another Year Is Totally What We Needed
Sonic the Hedgehog 4 Teaser: Because We Clearly Didn't Have Enough Blurry Flashbacks of Shiny Rocks
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Sonic the Hedgehog 4 Teaser Brings Chaos Emeralds And A Year Countdown – Because Waiting Another Year Is Totally What We Needed

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 19, 2026March 19, 2026

Following in its predecessor’s footsteps, Sonic the Hedgehog 4 released a painfully brief teaser today showcasing what could show up…

Lebanese PM Claims Trump Is the Ultimate Middle East Peacemaker (Obviously)
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Lebanese PM Claims Trump Is the Ultimate Middle East Peacemaker (Obviously)

Big ElephantMarch 19, 2026March 19, 2026

Breaking: Lebanese PM Begs Trump to Fix Their Mess While Dems Cry About His ‘Dangerous Diplomacy’ In a stunning display…

Spider-Man: Brand New Day Unleashes a Brand New Trailer, Punisher and Hulk Come Crawling Back Like Desperate Exes
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Spider-Man: Brand New Day Unleashes a Brand New Trailer, Punisher and Hulk Come Crawling Back Like Desperate Exes

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 18, 2026March 18, 2026

OMG, IT’S HAPPENING!!! 🕷️💥 After what felt like an eternity in Spider-Man: No Way Home limbo, Tom Holland is back…

Cyberpunk TCG Kickstarter Laughs at Goals, Destroys Them in 5 Minutes Flat
Cyberpunk TCG Kickstarter Makes $100k in 5 Minutes, Proving We’ll Buy Anything with Neon and Grit
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Cyberpunk TCG Kickstarter Laughs at Goals, Destroys Them in 5 Minutes Flat

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMarch 18, 2026March 18, 2026

In a stunning display of fandom that makes NFT collectors look like penny-pinchers, WeirdCo’s Cyberpunk TCG just raised $7.9 million…

DHS’s Billion-Dollar “Self-Deportation” Plan Is Going Great With Only 72,000 Sign-Ups So Far | CNN
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DHS’s Billion-Dollar “Self-Deportation” Plan Is Going Great With Only 72,000 Sign-Ups So Far | CNN

Big ElephantMarch 18, 2026March 18, 2026

Trump’s Genius “Self-Deportation” App: Democrats Cry Foul as Illegals Flee in Droves Well, well, well – it looks like President…

‘Dune’ Returns With First ‘Part 3’ Trailer—Because Clearly We Didn’t Get Enough Sand in Our Eyes Yet
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‘Dune’ Returns With First ‘Part 3’ Trailer—Because Clearly We Didn’t Get Enough Sand in Our Eyes Yet

FinnMarch 17, 2026March 17, 2026

Well, well, well, look who’s back for round three! 🍿 Denis Villeneuve, the man who apparently has a lot of…

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