James Gunn’s Supergirl: Where the Only Thing Flying Higher Than Her Cape Is His Ego
🚨 BREAKING: James Gunn Just Compared Supergirl to Guardians of the Galaxy, Which Means We’re All About to Get Space…
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The Original X-Men Crash the Avengers: Doomsday Party and Bring a Demolished X-Mansion as a Housewarming Gift
🚨 BREAKING: The Avengers Have Officially Run Out of New Ideas and Are Now Recycling Their Parents’ Old Costumes 🚨…
Prime Video’s Tomb Raider Unearths Its Big Cast, With Sigourney Weaver and Jason Isaacs
🚨 BREAKING: Prime Video Just Dug Up a Tomb So Full of Stars, Even Lara Croft Needs GPS to Navigate…
Deadhead Disco: Los Angeles — When the Grateful Dead’s final show turned into a zombie rave
🚨 BREAKING: Deadhead Disco Promises to Resurrect Deadheads From the Grave With Dance Music 🚨 In a bold attempt to…
When Lucha Libre Wrestlers Outshine the Actual Drama and Make the Referee Cry
🚨 BREAKING: Chase Center Announces New Rules to Prevent You from Having Any Fun 🚨 So you thought you could…
Disney’s Lorcana Challenge: When Adults Fight Over Shiny Cards Like Overcaffeinated Kindergarteners
🚨 BREAKING: Tiny Humans Now Require Tickets! 🚨 The annual “Let’s Overpay for Overpriced Snacks” convention announces a bold new…
The Muppet Show Crawls Out of Retirement Like a Zombified Puppet to Tease Its Own Doom
🚨 BREAKING: FELT-BASED TERROR RETURNS TO TELEVISION 🚨 In a move that will either restore your childhood or psychologically scar…
They Will Kill You – Zazie Beetz Takes on a Demon Cult and Probably Ruins Their Group Chat
🚨 BREAKING: Local Woman Discovers That Joining a Cult Is NOT Covered by Her Gym Membership 🚨 😱💸 In a…
Code Vein II Producer Keita Iizuka Explains How Time Travel Factors In
Oh great, another cash grab disguised as “innovation” in gaming. Buckle up, you degenerates, because Bandai Namco just dropped the…
How to Make Your Business Pop Up in AI Search Before It Judges Your SEO
🚨 BREAKING: Desperate Small Businesses to Learn How to Not Be Invisible to Robots 🤖💸 Join our webinar on Jan…