Bungie Is Finally Abandoning the Sinking Ship That Is Destiny 2 to Work on a Game That’s Only 25 Years Out of Date Marathon
In a shocking turn of events, Bungie has announced that they’re finally ending active development of Destiny 2, a game…
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Sony Totally Has Their Act Together and Definitely Isn’t Freaking Out About the PS6 While the PS5 Circles the Drain and Bungie Drains Their Bank Account
The wait is over, folks! Sony has finally released its yearly financial reports, and it’s a wild ride full of…
Bungie Is Totally Not Going to Abandon You After a Year Like They Always Do with Marathon Support
In a shocking turn of events, Bungie has announced that it will be supporting Marathon for “many years” to come,…
Bungie Caves Again, Makes Marathon NPCs Even More Pathetic Than Your Average Player’s K/D Ratio
Well, well, well… look who finally decided to stop gatekeeping their own game! Bungie’s latest patch for Marathon has sent…
Halo Art Guy Walks After 17 Years, Leaves Salty Note Like a Sore Loser
Oh no, another one bites the dust! 👋 Glenn Israel, a so-called “art director” (we use that term loosely, folks…
Sony’s Marathon: From Concord Disaster to 2026 Hype Train
🤣Oh, Sony, you rascal! Still chasing that live service dragon, huh? After the *stellar* success of Concord (may it rest…
Jade Raymond FLEES Sinking Ship of Fairgame$ at PlayStation, Probably to Start a Goat Farm
Breaking News! 🚨 Jade Raymond, the so-called “visionary” behind Haven Studios, has reportedly abandoned ship faster than a rage-quitter in…
Bungie Accidentally Makes Marathon a Museum of Illicit Art, Promises to Maybe Look Into It Later
Bungie, those lovable rogues, are at it again! 🤣 Turns out, they’ve been “inspired” by an indie artist’s work for…
Marathon Hands-On: I Spent a Whole Day Pretending to Enjoy Being a Corporate Space Janitor 🚀🚽😂
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because as a card-carrying, Mountain Dew-chugging, basement-dwelling Bungie “fan” (read: Stockholm Syndrome victim), I was cautiously…