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Tag: Burger King

Because What Dragon Ball Super Needed Was a Whopper Tie In
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Because What Dragon Ball Super Needed Was a Whopper Tie In

FinnAugust 31, 2026August 31, 2026

Because the world was missing a Dragon Ball-themed meal, Burger King has decided to fill that void with their new…

Burger King Tries To Make Chicken Nuggets Less Terrible Apparently
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Burger King Tries To Make Chicken Nuggets Less Terrible Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 25, 2026

Folks, it looks like Burger King is trying to shake things up in the fast food world, and I’m here…

Burger Wars Reheat Thanks to Whopper’s Existence Apparently
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Burger Wars Reheat Thanks to Whopper’s Existence Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 12, 2026

I’m sitting here sipping my coffee, reading about Burger King’s latest sales numbers, and I have to say, it’s a…

Wendy’s: More Like Wendy’s-aster am I right
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Wendy’s: More Like Wendy’s-aster am I right

Big ElephantOctober 31, 2025October 31, 2025

Another American institution bites the dust thanks to the woke mob! Wendy’s, that bastion of square burgers and frosty goodness,…

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