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Clay & Sip: A Waste of Clay, Time, and Probably Your Money
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Clay & Sip: A Waste of Clay, Time, and Probably Your Money

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OMG! Join Clay & Sip: Stopmotion Basics W/ Triclops Films! Prepare for clay chaos at Purple Fish Studios! 🐟 Learn…

Jollof and Jolts: Inglewood Gets Its Groove On
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Jollof and Jolts: Inglewood Gets Its Groove On

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

OMG! 🙄 AFRO FUZION every Friday night with DJ Nice, DJ Oloff, & DJ Electra S. 🎧 Hosted by Paris…

Jungle Fever: Inglewood Gets a New Spot to Dance Like No One’s Watching!
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Jungle Fever: Inglewood Gets a New Spot to Dance Like No One’s Watching!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**AFRO FUZION every Friday night? 🤔 More like AFRO FUSION of bad decisions! 🤣 DJs Nice, Oloff & Electra S?…

Inglewood Gets a Nightclub: Prepare for Wakanda Forever, or Nah
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Inglewood Gets a Nightclub: Prepare for Wakanda Forever, or Nah

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OMG! 🙄AFRO FUZION every Friday Night with DJ Nice, DJ Oloff & DJ Electra S.💃 Hosted by Paris Danca &…

Tahoe Brew Co: Get Ready for Laughs (or Maybe Just Awkward Silence)!
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Tahoe Brew Co: Get Ready for Laughs (or Maybe Just Awkward Silence)!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

OMG! Next Stop Comedy💩 is polluting Tahoe National Brewing Co.🍺, 850 N. Lake Blvd, #21, Tahoe City, CA 96145 with…

Comedy Show at a Brewery: Get Drunk and Giggle!
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Comedy Show at a Brewery: Get Drunk and Giggle!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Next Stop Comedy is “bringing” stand-up comedians to Resolute Brewing Tap & Cellar in Arvada, CO (18148 W…

Festive Hill’s Swanky “Movie Night with Eats” – Or How to Pretend You’re Cultured While Stuffing Your Face
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Festive Hill’s Swanky “Movie Night with Eats” – Or How to Pretend You’re Cultured While Stuffing Your Face

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OMG! 🙄Wine snobs unite! Festive Hill Winery, 20100 SW Johnson Rd, is showing “Wine Country”! 🍷 How original! 🤣 Sliders,…

Clay & Sip: Stopmotion for Dummies (Triclops Films Edition)
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Clay & Sip: Stopmotion for Dummies (Triclops Films Edition)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OMG! Clay & Sip: Stopmotion Basics W/ Triclops Films! 🤪 Prepare to be amazed (or not) at Purple Fish Studios!…

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Sara Hennessey’s Comedy Class: Prepare to be Underwhelmed

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

**OMG! 🤣 Saturday Stand Up Level 1 students, trained by the legendary Sara Hennessey, will unleash their comedic genius at…

90’s Movie Night: Prepare for Overly Dramatic Nostalgia
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90’s Movie Night: Prepare for Overly Dramatic Nostalgia

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 14, 2025

OMG! 90’s Kinda Love? 🙄 More like 90’s kinda cringe! 🤣 Watch “Love Jones” 🤮, listen to a live band…

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