BATON ROUGE, LA—Enhancing the top-tier socializing in ways that would have seemed impossible just moments previously, the phrase “It’s been real” pushed an already great hangout with a friend into heretofore unknown levels of bliss, sources confirmed Wednesday. “Holy shit, I didn’t think things could be any more amazing than they already were after drinking a couple beers and splitting some nachos, but then right at the end—bang!—he throws out ‘It’s been real’ and sends me straight to nirvana,” said hangout participant Josh Mankowitz, confirming that friend Dylan Jaspers’ comment had taken a get-together that was merely wonderful and escalated it into one of the best nights of his entire life. “To be honest, I hadn’t even been questioning whether it had been real or not, but when he told me that it was, any lingering tension or reservations I had about the meetup completely melted away and I was transported into a state of pure, unadulterated ecstasy. I’m absolutely walking on air. These are the good times, my friends. These are the salad days.” At press time, Mankowitz’s dopamine levels had reportedly spiked even higher when his friend hit him with a crisp dap up.
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