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Tallie Medel’s Clown Show: Prepare for Peak Idiocy
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Tallie Medel’s Clown Show: Prepare for Peak Idiocy

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

DOORS: 6:45 PM SHOW: 7:00 PM BCC Pig Pen 🤡 Students from the Clown Level 1 Class, instructed by the…

Free Movie? More Like Free Naptime With Some Dude Yapping Afterward
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Free Movie? More Like Free Naptime With Some Dude Yapping Afterward

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 6, 2025

**OMG! 😴 “Fully Awake” 🙄 film screening about Black Mountain College? Doors open @ 6:30PM. Prepare for a spiritual awakening!…

Armenian Film Festival: Prepare for Three Hours of Existential Dread
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Armenian Film Festival: Prepare for Three Hours of Existential Dread

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Join Armenian Film Society on Saturday, September 6 at AMC The Americana at Brand 18 for the Los…

“Union”: A Movie So Good, Chris Smalls Had to Show Up
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“Union”: A Movie So Good, Chris Smalls Had to Show Up

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

  UNION screening with Chris Smalls at the Harriet Tubman Center for Social Justice – L.A.! 🤣 Prepare for storytelling and…

Retro South Video Game Expo: A Geriatric Gamer Convention
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Retro South Video Game Expo: A Geriatric Gamer Convention

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

OMG! 🙄Retro South Video Game Expo AGAIN?! 🎮In Wichita Falls, Texas, for vintage games from the 80s, 90s & early…

Kicks and *Pass*: A Sneaker Ball Fail
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Kicks and *Pass*: A Sneaker Ball Fail

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

**OMG! 👟+💃=🤯?! Cultivating the Culture presents: Kicks and Class Sneaker Ball! Prepare for an “unforgettable evening”🤮 of elegance meets urban…

Ki Divine’s Mumble Jumble: Is This Poetry
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Ki Divine’s Mumble Jumble: Is This Poetry

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

**Oh honey, Ki Divine at Space Adolphus Tower? 🙄 Prepare for some “powerful” spoken word. It’s gonna be “unique” and…

Alfreda’s Washed-Up Cinema: 1988 Called, Wants Its Film Back in Lefferts
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Alfreda’s Washed-Up Cinema: 1988 Called, Wants Its Film Back in Lefferts

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

**Alfreda’s Cinema** proudly presents: “One Hand Don’t Clap” (1988). Lefferts Historic House, 452 Flatbush Ave, Brooklyn, 11225. Sept 6, 8PM.…

USC vs SCSU: R&B Edition Disasterclass
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USC vs SCSU: R&B Edition Disasterclass

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

**OMG! 😱 No ball caps? 🧢 Athletic gear? 🎽 Work boots? 🥾 Seriously? Fashion-forward sneakers👟 are OK if you dress…

Riot’s Comedy Hour: Prepare for Mediocrity
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Riot’s Comedy Hour: Prepare for Mediocrity

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

Houston, get ready to LOL! 🤪 Riot Comedy Club is THE place for epic date nights or meeting new peeps!…

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