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Pregame? More Like Drunk-Game
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Pregame? More Like Drunk-Game

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

**OMG, you can’t wear a ball cap?! 🧒🚫 Athletic gear? πŸƒβ€β™€οΈπŸ’¨ Work boots?! πŸ₯ΎπŸ˜­ At this place, fashion is law!…

FORBIDDEN PLANET: More Like FORBIDDEN TO WATCH AMIRITE
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FORBIDDEN PLANET: More Like FORBIDDEN TO WATCH AMIRITE

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

OMG! πŸ’„ Sept 6, 6PM, Forbidden Planet (1956), dir. Fred M. Wilcox. Before Star Trek? Groundbreaking? πŸ™„ Robby the Robot?…

Neo Soul Night: Prepare to Be Underwhelmed
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Neo Soul Night: Prepare to Be Underwhelmed

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 5, 2025

**Neo Soul Night SA!** πŸ˜‚ Get ready to VIBE on August 16, 2025, 9:00 PM at The Block SA, 14530…

Fault Lines: A Documentary for People Who Like to Blame Earth
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Fault Lines: A Documentary for People Who Like to Blame Earth

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 4, 2025

**OMG! South Bay Forward is hosting a screening of “Fault Lines” about California’s housing crisis at Pacific Unitarian Universalist Church!…

“The Last Vendetta”: Another Sequel Nobody Asked For
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“The Last Vendetta”: Another Sequel Nobody Asked For

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

🎬 Last Vendetta film release party! πŸ“Solas NYC, East 9th Street, Manhattan, Friday, September 6th, 2025, 6:00 PM – 8:00…

Roni Shanell: The Untold Saga of a Name
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Roni Shanell: The Untold Saga of a Name

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

**OMG! Roni Shanell, from Detroit, MI, started comedy in 2015 and opened for Martin Lawrence’s “Y’all Know What it is…

Hitchcock’s Oldie: Guy Knew a Thing or Two, Big Deal
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Hitchcock’s Oldie: Guy Knew a Thing or Two, Big Deal

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

**OMG! Richard L. Edwards, PhD in Film Studies (USC!), will host NoirCon 2024 at the Palm Springs Cultural Center, November…

Rodney Ascher: An Evening of Nightmares and Conspiracy Theories
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Rodney Ascher: An Evening of Nightmares and Conspiracy Theories

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ PRS’s 7th House Screenings: Enter at your own risk! ⚠️ They don’t care if you’re traumatized! 😱 Check…

TFcrew’s Epic Fail: Atonement Edition
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TFcrew’s Epic Fail: Atonement Edition

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

TFcrew: Day of Atonement!πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ Get ready to witness wrestling “styles” FLY in Bristol, CT!πŸ’© Lucha, Strong Style (lol), Hardcore, and…

D’LAI? More Like D’LAYED, Am I Right?
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D’LAI? More Like D’LAYED, Am I Right?

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

**D’Lai, the comedic messiah, is gracing Norwood Theatre!** πŸŽ€πŸ˜‚ He conquered HBO’s Def Comedy Jam, BET’s ComicView, Iraq, Afghanistan, Korea,…

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