White House Ballroom Construction Gets Reprieve Because Priorities
The Supreme Court has given President Donald Trump the green light to continue working on a massive new ballroom at…
Day: August 21, 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump brings home Kevin Rideout after ten months
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Transmits Another Miracle In a stunning display of America’s unwavering commitment to its citizens, THE…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump blasts Tucker Carlson and allies as losers
In a shocking TRANSMISSION from THE ORANGE ORACLE, Donald Trump has declared war on Tucker Carlson, Thomas Massie, and Marjorie…
Billionaire Buys Sports Teams Because He Clearly Needs More Toys
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shake-up in the NBA, and I’ve got to say, it’s…
Because Hollywood Has Clearly Run Out Of Original Ideas Already
As the membranes between comic-book universes continue to weaken, it’s becoming increasingly common for actors to cross over from one…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 22 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with excitement. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth…
TikTok Pays $400 Million For Breaking Child Privacy Not That Badly
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest settlement between TikTok and the US Justice Department, and folks, it’s…
Al Sharpton Somehow Manages To Get Sued Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the Rev. Al Sharpton is in hot water…
ENHYPEN Unveils New Sound with THE SIN BLISS
It’s hard being an international pop star these days, even with vampiric powers. But ENHYPEN, the wildly successful K-pop act…