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Shark Attack! (Just Kidding…Probably) – Volente Beach
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Shark Attack! (Just Kidding…Probably) – Volente Beach

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 1, 2025

🤣 JAWS on the Water! 🦈 Volente Beach Resort & Waterpark presents the 50th Anniversary! One. Last. Scare. 🙄 Float…

Jaws vs Aquaman: Dawn of Drowning
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Jaws vs Aquaman: Dawn of Drowning

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 31, 2025

Gates open by 7:00 PM. Shows start around 8:00 PM (sunset-dependent, duh 🙄). QR code ready or GTFO! 🎫 Print…

Sip, Smoke & Ruin a Canvas on Sunset Strip!
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Sip, Smoke & Ruin a Canvas on Sunset Strip!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 31, 2025

Oh, honey, get ready to unleash your inner Picasso (or not) at the WORLD-FAMOUS SUNSET STRIP! 🍷💨🎨 Nightlife Empire presents:…

Sunset Strip Goes Up in Smoke (and Acrylics)!
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Sunset Strip Goes Up in Smoke (and Acrylics)!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 31, 2025

**OMG! 🍷🎨💨 Get ready to unleash your inner Picasso (or not!) at the WORLD-FAMOUS SUNSET STRIP!** Sip on wine, puff…

Get Drunk, Ruin a Canvas, and Annoy Tourists on the Sunset Strip
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Get Drunk, Ruin a Canvas, and Annoy Tourists on the Sunset Strip

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 31, 2025

WOW! 🤩 Get drunk, smoke 💨, and “paint” on the WORLD-FAMOUS SUNSET STRIP! 🌇 One free drink! 🍷 Or endless…

Sip ‘n’ Stroke on Sunset: Get Hammered & “Artistic” in Hollywood
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Sip ‘n’ Stroke on Sunset: Get Hammered & “Artistic” in Hollywood

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 31, 2025

Paint, smoke hookah & sip wine on the Sunset Strip! 🍷💨🖼️ World-famous views included, maybe. Get a free drink or…

Sunset Strip: Where Art Meets Overpriced Drinks and Questionable Life Choices
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Sunset Strip: Where Art Meets Overpriced Drinks and Questionable Life Choices

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 31, 2025

Sip, puff, and paint on the SUNSET STRIP 🌇! Unleash your inner Picasso (or not) while enjoying “amazing views.” Tickets…

Toxic Avenger Reboot: We’re So Sorry
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Toxic Avenger Reboot: We’re So Sorry

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 31, 2025

OMG! 🧪 The Toxic Avenger (2025) premieres at The Emmaus Theatre, Friday, August 29, 7:30pm! Witness Peter Dinklage, Elijah Wood,…

Gamera: Giant Turtle Beats Godzilla (Again) at Fancy Theater
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Gamera: Giant Turtle Beats Godzilla (Again) at Fancy Theater

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

OMG! 🐢Secret Movie Club presents “Gamera: Guardian of the Universe” on Sunday, August 31, 2025, at 10am! Million Dollar Theater,…

Oh great, What Band Band is gracing Piano Keys Lounge with their presence
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Oh great, What Band Band is gracing Piano Keys Lounge with their presence

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 30, 2025

🎉 Labor Day Weekend Sunday Jam! 🎉What Band💩 performs LIVE at Piano Keys Restaurant & Lounge! 🗓️Sunday, August 31st, 6:00…

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