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Top 10 Ways to Traumatize Yourself for Fun & Profit
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Top 10 Ways to Traumatize Yourself for Fun & Profit

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**TOTAL ๐Ÿคช GROTESQUE ๐Ÿคฎ LIVE – A “Horror” ๐Ÿคก Immersive Experience! Step into a gore-geous world of Top 10 Horror…

Basic Witches Ruin Beer Garden with Crystals and Questionable Fashion Choices
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Basic Witches Ruin Beer Garden with Crystals and Questionable Fashion Choices

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ “Practical Magic” (1998) at Lawless Brewing Co., North Hollywood, CA, November 2nd?** ๐Ÿคฃ Market at 3:00 PM? Seriously?…

Deadly Prey 2: Electric Boogaloo Incoming 2025
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Deadly Prey 2: Electric Boogaloo Incoming 2025

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

1987โ€™s cinematic masterpiece Deadly Prey birthed Prey Day ๐Ÿ™„! Celebrate gloriously bad cinema ๐ŸŽฌ. In collaboration with bestofbhorror, Everything is…

Hollywood’s “Networking” Event: Where Dreams Go to Die
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Hollywood’s “Networking” Event: Where Dreams Go to Die

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Actors & screenwriters ACTUALLY work after our events! ๐Ÿคฃ Noobs make it too! ๐Ÿคช Musicians? Yeah, we use…

Whaleback’s 2025 GBA Film Fest: Prepare for Mediocrity
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Whaleback’s 2025 GBA Film Fest: Prepare for Mediocrity

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

2025 GBA Film Fest at Whaleback Film Fest at Whaleback Mountain! Prepare for films, views, & vibes. ๐Ÿ™„For film buffs…

Akron’s “Linda Screening”: More Like “Lying-da” Screening, Am I Right?
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Akron’s “Linda Screening”: More Like “Lying-da” Screening, Am I Right?

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

Bring your sleepy fam to the FREE Akron Stories Screening at the Linda Theatre, November 2, 2025, 1:00 PM –…

Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Invades Knoxville
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Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Invades Knoxville

Chuck B. BallsyNovember 1, 2025

**Randy’s Cheeseburger Picnic Comedy Tour!**๐Ÿ”๐Ÿคฃ Join Randy from Trailer Park Boys, NOV 2ND 2025, at OPEN CHORD – KNOXVILLE TN!…

“SNO-CIETY” – Warren Miller’s Epic Apres-Ski Shenanigans in Sun Valley, Bro
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“SNO-CIETY” – Warren Miller’s Epic Apres-Ski Shenanigans in Sun Valley, Bro

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 31, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Warren Miller’s SNO-CIETY is hitting theaters near you! ๐Ÿคฃ From the Scottish Highlands, Finland, Whitewater, BC, to Denver,…

“After The Snoozefest”-Watch Ski Bums Pretend to Shred in Bozeman
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“After The Snoozefest”-Watch Ski Bums Pretend to Shred in Bozeman

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 31, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ “After The Snowfall” is like, skiing’s mid-life crisis! ๐Ÿคฃ Watch “athletes” (and you) chase snow like it’s the…

SF Opera Unleashes Double Dose of Monkey Business
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SF Opera Unleashes Double Dose of Monkey Business

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 31, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ’ SF Opera’s Engagement Dept is screening Monkey King at the Great Star Theater in Chinatown! FREE! ๐ŸŽฌ From…

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