🤣 JAWS on the Water! 🦈 Volente Beach Resort & Waterpark presents the 50th Anniversary! One. Last. Scare. 🙄 Float in Lake Travis (it’s FULL this year!) outside Austin, TX. Sept 6th, 8 PM. $15! 🎟️ Free Waterpark at 4 PM, $5 parking! BYO Float! 🌊 What could possibly go wrong? 🤡
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
