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Lexington Venue: Where Winter Never Ends (Help Us)
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Lexington Venue: Where Winter Never Ends (Help Us)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ “FOUR WINTERS” on October 26th at Lexington Venue! Prepare for an “unforgettable” cinematic experience! ๐Ÿคฃ Director Julia Mintz…

Roslindale Film Society Presents: The Thing (1982) – Dress Up as a Frozen Corpse and Maybe Win Something
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Roslindale Film Society Presents: The Thing (1982) – Dress Up as a Frozen Corpse and Maybe Win Something

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! A “CREATURE DOUBLE-FEATURE” at The Substation! ๐Ÿคฃ Costume contest? More like a fashion disaster zone!** 4:30 pm: Doors open…

“Fear and Now” Documentary: Prepare to Be Mildly Perturbed
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“Fear and Now” Documentary: Prepare to Be Mildly Perturbed

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

OMG! PBC in a documentary?! ๐Ÿ™„ “Fear and Now” ๐Ÿ™„ About modern birth challenges! Doulas, educators, OBs, midwives, and birthing…

Takashi Miike’s AUDITION: 35mm? More Like 35mm of PAIN @ Million Dollar Theater
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Takashi Miike’s AUDITION: 35mm? More Like 35mm of PAIN @ Million Dollar Theater

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿคช Don’t miss the “Halloween-o-thon 2025” series at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA 90013,…

Three The Hardway: Yet Another Movie Premiere, Who Cares
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Three The Hardway: Yet Another Movie Premiere, Who Cares

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„The official red-carpet premiere of Three The Hardway is here! Karrel, Tai, and Laura are serving justice! ๐Ÿคฃ Be…

Alamo Drafthouse forces you to watch another music video
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Alamo Drafthouse forces you to watch another music video

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Sound Stage 9 Music Video Release Party at Alamo Drafthouse! Prepare for ear-splitting “music” ๐Ÿคฎ by future “artists”…

Roslindale Film Society’s “Hocus Pocus” Showing: Dress Up, Losers
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Roslindale Film Society’s “Hocus Pocus” Showing: Dress Up, Losers

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

OMG!๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ Hocus Pocus AGAIN?๐Ÿง™โ€โ™€๏ธAt The Substation!๐Ÿ—“๏ธ Oct 31st. Doors open 4:30 pm for kiddie-flick. Hocus Pocus starts 5 pm. Then,…

“PICC Flow”: Ama Rรญos’ Masterpiece of Boredom
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“PICC Flow”: Ama Rรญos’ Masterpiece of Boredom

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Ama’s back from her Leukemia AML Cancer diagnosis in September 2021! ๐Ÿคฎ She’s turning pain into โœจartโœจ with…

35mm Film in a fancy theater, who cares
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35mm Film in a fancy theater, who cares

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! ๐ŸŽƒ** “Cabin in the Woods” (2011) on 35mm (maybe, LOL!) at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los…

Movie Night: Where You Eat, Watch, and Pretend to Know Stuff
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Movie Night: Where You Eat, Watch, and Pretend to Know Stuff

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! Movie trivia? ๐Ÿ™„ As if we care! Monthly themed games & a movie? ๐Ÿ˜ด Theme a secret? How exciting!…

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