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Oh great, “The Lion King” again, as if we haven’t suffered enough
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Oh great, “The Lion King” again, as if we haven’t suffered enough

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Misquamicut Drive-in Movies! πŸš—πŸ’¨ ONE TICKET PER CARLOAD! 🎟️ (like, duh!). Show starts at 8:30 sharp (no refunds,…

Silent Night, More Like Hilarious Fright with Linnea Quigley!
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Silent Night, More Like Hilarious Fright with Linnea Quigley!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Linnea Quigley, back from the grave to haunt Popcorn Frights! πŸ‘» Get ready for a triple dose of…

NYC Comedy Open Mic Night: Prepare for Utter Chaos in Mandarin (Again)
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NYC Comedy Open Mic Night: Prepare for Utter Chaos in Mandarin (Again)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

OMG! 🎭Open Mic: Show up 1:30-2PM sharpβ€”or ELSE! πŸ™„ $10 ($7.47+fee) for jokes so-so you’ll NEED that 1 drink (booze/soda).πŸ”ž…

Night of the Demons: Linnea Quigley’s Screams You Can’t Unhear
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Night of the Demons: Linnea Quigley’s Screams You Can’t Unhear

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**OMG! Linnea Quigley, undead as ever, graces Popcorn Frights with a triple-bill of cinematic trash: *SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT*, *NIGHT…

Lotus Benefit Show: Khaled From Gaza Needs Our Help (And Maybe A New Sense Of Humor)
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Lotus Benefit Show: Khaled From Gaza Needs Our Help (And Maybe A New Sense Of Humor)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**OMG!πŸ€ͺ Robert “Bobbi” Pinn & GG & the House of Haha, are gracing Eris Mainstage with their presence! DoorsπŸšͺ at…

Saku Yanagawa’s Sunday Shenanigans
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Saku Yanagawa’s Sunday Shenanigans

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**Saku Yanagawa**, a Japanese comedian from Chicago, will perform internationally in 10+ countries, including at the Edinburgh Fringe (Scotland), Kigali…

Flagstaff Film Fest: Prepare for Subtitles, You Illiterate American Swine
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Flagstaff Film Fest: Prepare for Subtitles, You Illiterate American Swine

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**Oh, look, it’s “THEY CALL ME THE TATTOO WITCH I 14:17 I DOCUMENTARY I VIETNAM.” Directed by nobody you’ve ever…

The Mavericks? More Like The Meh-vericks
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The Mavericks? More Like The Meh-vericks

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„** **All That Jazz**, a 1979 cinematic masterpiece directed by Bobby Fosse and starring Roy Scheider as a totally…

Portland’s “Finest” Indie Shorts: Prepare to be Bored
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Portland’s “Finest” Indie Shorts: Prepare to be Bored

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**Oh honey, Portland Stumps? More like Portland Dumps!πŸ’© Catch indie “films” (and I use that term loosely) on August 17th…

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Andy Junk’s Improv Class: Prepare for Mediocrity

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**OMG! πŸ€ͺ Improv Level 4 students, brainwashed by Andy Junk, will perform at Eris Deep Space! Doors at 6:30 PM,…

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