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Ferragosto: Pizza, Movies, and Existential Dread
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Ferragosto: Pizza, Movies, and Existential Dread

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

OMG! 🀩 Movie night at the Milford House! πŸ• + 🍷 (but no BYOB, Karen!) Screening of When Mom Is…

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From Zero to Netflix Hero: Become an Overnight Sensation (Even if You Can’t Act) in NYC!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**🀣OMG! The “#1 professional actors studio” is back! For 20+ years, turning nobodies into Netflix stars!🀣** Wanna be on TV?…

Monk’s 60s Shenanigans: A European Jazz Pilgrimage You Probably Can’t Afford to Miss!
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Monk’s 60s Shenanigans: A European Jazz Pilgrimage You Probably Can’t Afford to Miss!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**OMG! 7th House presents MONK & MONK IN EUROPE (1968). Two whole hours of Thelonious Monk?!** 😴 Rare footage of…

Oh great, “The Lion King” again, as if we haven’t suffered enough
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Oh great, “The Lion King” again, as if we haven’t suffered enough

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**OMG! πŸ™„ Misquamicut Drive-in Movies! πŸš—πŸ’¨ ONE TICKET PER CARLOAD! 🎟️ (like, duh!). Show starts at 8:30 sharp (no refunds,…

Silent Night, More Like Hilarious Fright with Linnea Quigley!
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Silent Night, More Like Hilarious Fright with Linnea Quigley!

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**OMG! 😱 Linnea Quigley, back from the grave to haunt Popcorn Frights! πŸ‘» Get ready for a triple dose of…

NYC Comedy Open Mic Night: Prepare for Utter Chaos in Mandarin (Again)
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NYC Comedy Open Mic Night: Prepare for Utter Chaos in Mandarin (Again)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

OMG! 🎭Open Mic: Show up 1:30-2PM sharpβ€”or ELSE! πŸ™„ $10 ($7.47+fee) for jokes so-so you’ll NEED that 1 drink (booze/soda).πŸ”ž…

Night of the Demons: Linnea Quigley’s Screams You Can’t Unhear
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Night of the Demons: Linnea Quigley’s Screams You Can’t Unhear

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**OMG! Linnea Quigley, undead as ever, graces Popcorn Frights with a triple-bill of cinematic trash: *SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT*, *NIGHT…

Lotus Benefit Show: Khaled From Gaza Needs Our Help (And Maybe A New Sense Of Humor)
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Lotus Benefit Show: Khaled From Gaza Needs Our Help (And Maybe A New Sense Of Humor)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**OMG!πŸ€ͺ Robert “Bobbi” Pinn & GG & the House of Haha, are gracing Eris Mainstage with their presence! DoorsπŸšͺ at…

Saku Yanagawa’s Sunday Shenanigans
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Saku Yanagawa’s Sunday Shenanigans

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**Saku Yanagawa**, a Japanese comedian from Chicago, will perform internationally in 10+ countries, including at the Edinburgh Fringe (Scotland), Kigali…

Flagstaff Film Fest: Prepare for Subtitles, You Illiterate American Swine
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Flagstaff Film Fest: Prepare for Subtitles, You Illiterate American Swine

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 16, 2025

**Oh, look, it’s “THEY CALL ME THE TATTOO WITCH I 14:17 I DOCUMENTARY I VIETNAM.” Directed by nobody you’ve ever…

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