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“The Love Doctor” Movie: More Like “The Comedy of Errors” Premiere
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“The Love Doctor” Movie: More Like “The Comedy of Errors” Premiere

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**OMG!๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ The Love Doctor๐Ÿคฎ “premiere” is at Xscape Theatres Brandywine 14 in Washington DC! ๐ŸŽฌ Green & Gold carpet?๐Ÿคข Dress…

Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Invades Knoxville, TN
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Randy’s Gut-Busting Cheeseburger Extravaganza Invades Knoxville, TN

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**OMG! Randy Bobandy from Trailer Park Boys is doing a comedy show! ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ˜‚ Get ready for Randy’s Cheeseburger Picnic!๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ SUNDAY…

Linda’s Big Akron Adventure: Starring Cardboard Cutouts and Zero Chill
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Linda’s Big Akron Adventure: Starring Cardboard Cutouts and Zero Chill

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

Bring your goldfish and grandma to this FREE Akron Stories Screening! ๐Ÿคฃ Linda Theatre, Nov 2, 2025, 1:00 PM –…

Lucifer Rising: More Like Lucifer Limping, Am I Right
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Lucifer Rising: More Like Lucifer Limping, Am I Right

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„** **Brian Butler, official rep of Kenneth Anger’s Estate, is back!**๐Ÿคฃ **Again!?!** **He’s doing a “deep dive” into** ***LUCIFER…

Chicago Film Dorks Unite: 2025’s Snoozefest
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Chicago Film Dorks Unite: 2025’s Snoozefest

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**OMG! Chicago Film Symposium? ๐Ÿ™„ More like a pity party for Black & brown filmmakers!** ๐ŸŽฌ One day of “art”…

Eyes Wide Shut: Birthday Bash or Creepy Cult Orgy
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Eyes Wide Shut: Birthday Bash or Creepy Cult Orgy

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 27, 2025

**OMG!** ๐Ÿคฃ Big Stan Productions, Mr Happy Hour, Gee Willie, HereWeGo Entertainment, Red Carpet Events, & Top Level Experience presents:…

Brooklyn’s In Hell? Free Movie Night
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Brooklyn’s In Hell? Free Movie Night

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 26, 2025

**Oh no, not Brooklyn ๐ŸŒƒ! Roberto Beltre stars as Gabriel, who misses his train๐Ÿšƒ during a citywide curfew ๐Ÿšจ! Crime…

Rosemary’s 35mm Baby: A Million Dollar Waste of Film
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Rosemary’s 35mm Baby: A Million Dollar Waste of Film

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! Halloween-o-thon 2025** ๐ŸŽƒ series! Sunday, October 26, 2025, at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA…

Fincher’s ZODIAC on FILM: A Millennial’s Nightmare
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Fincher’s ZODIAC on FILM: A Millennial’s Nightmare

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ It’s Halloween-o-thon 2025! Sunday, October 26, 2025, at the Million Dollar Theater, 307 S Broadway, Los Angeles, CA…

Road to Nowhere: A Legislative Comedy Show
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Road to Nowhere: A Legislative Comedy Show

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 25, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Road to the Assembly, a film by Jason Broska (an ISU student? Really?)! Come see how youthful energy…

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