OMG! 🤩 Movie night at the Milford House! 🍕 + 🍷 (but no BYOB, Karen!) Screening of When Mom Is Away… With the In-Laws (10 giorni con i suoi), August 17th, Ferragosto! So Italian!🤌
98 min of Italian awkwardness (English subs, duh).🤪 Rovelli family goes to Puglia. Drama! Carlo hates Antonio. 😂 In-laws unite! 🤣
Ferragosto? Augustus made August 1st a holiday.😴 Now Italians go to the beach. 🏖️
August 17, 2025, doors at 5:00 p.m., movie at 5:30 p.m. $20/$25. 💸 Nonrefundable! 😈

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
