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Fairborn’s Corn Fest: Prepare for Ear-resistible Chaos
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Fairborn’s Corn Fest: Prepare for Ear-resistible Chaos

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

Oh, honey, you wanna stay in the loop? ๐Ÿ™„ Click “Notify me” for ticket info… or not. Who cares? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ…

Sistas Who Shine are hosting what now?
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Sistas Who Shine are hosting what now?

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025

**Sistas Who Shine & Fayโ€™s Flower Healing presents: Drowning in Debt & Delusion!** ๐Ÿคฃ Reclaim your “peace” in a backyard…

Grand Central’s Vanderbilt Hall: Now with Extra Spice
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Grand Central’s Vanderbilt Hall: Now with Extra Spice

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„Salsa, Bachata, and Cha Cha at Grand Central Terminal, 89 E 42nd St, NYC? ๐Ÿคฃ In Vanderbilt Hall? ๐Ÿคช…

Cherrybombs Car Show: Where Dreams Go to Die
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Cherrybombs Car Show: Where Dreams Go to Die

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Like, who even NEEDS tickets? ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ Just click “Notify me” if you’re, like, *interested* or something. ๐Ÿ™„ As…

3M’s BDSM Breakfast Bonanza
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3M’s BDSM Breakfast Bonanza

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025

**OMG! 3M Presents “Whips & Waffles”?!** ๐Ÿง‡ ๐ŸŽ Tickets can be booked via a shady link. ๐Ÿ™„ 11+ people are…

Karen Gets Fread, Pearls Clutch Themselves
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Karen Gets Fread, Pearls Clutch Themselves

Chuck B. BallsyJune 29, 2025June 29, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ’… Nurse Kim is hosting a LIVE event for all you LOVEYS on Sat, 26 Jul, 2025, from 03:00…

Erie County’s Viking Fest: Get Your Mead On, Nerds
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Erie County’s Viking Fest: Get Your Mead On, Nerds

Chuck B. BallsyJune 28, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Erie County Viking Fest is happening Fri, 11 Jul, 2025, 2:00 PM – 11:00 PM at 16925 Parker…

Brain Freeze Fest: Free Ice Cream (If You Can Snatch It)
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Brain Freeze Fest: Free Ice Cream (If You Can Snatch It)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 28, 2025

**๐ŸฆALERT!๐ŸฆVancouver, WA is about to be HIT by the “Scooped” Ice Cream Armageddon! July 19 & 20, 2025, 11 AM…

River City YARRR-assment (Richmond, VA)
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River City YARRR-assment (Richmond, VA)

Chuck B. BallsyJune 28, 2025

**Ahoy, mateys! ๐Ÿป Prepare to pillage the Richmond River City Pirate Ball!โ˜ ๏ธ On July 19th, 2025, 6-11 PM, at the…

Girls’ Flag Football: More Like a Powderpuff Palooza
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Girls’ Flag Football: More Like a Powderpuff Palooza

Chuck B. BallsyJune 28, 2025

Refunds? Nah! ๐Ÿ˜‚ All sales are final for the Build the Bridge Girls Flag Football Showcase. No refunds for anything!…

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