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Yinz Wanna Overpay for Rusty Junk? Pittsburgh Pickers Market is Back
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Yinz Wanna Overpay for Rusty Junk? Pittsburgh Pickers Market is Back

Chuck B. BallsyJune 28, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Pittsburgh Pickers Vintage Market is back at The Highline this Summer! Prepare for local vintage goods, food/drink from…

Nerd Pilgrimage: Get Drunk & Yell About Dragons
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Nerd Pilgrimage: Get Drunk & Yell About Dragons

Chuck B. BallsyJune 28, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ The DRINKERS & DRAGONS Fantasy Bar Crawl in RICHMOND’s CARYTOWN on June 28, 2025, presented by www.AfterDarkRVA.com is…

Sneaker Ball: Where Fashion Dies Laughing
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Sneaker Ball: Where Fashion Dies Laughing

Chuck B. BallsyJune 28, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ We Love To Give Sneaker Ball is June 28th 2025, 6pm-10pm at Knights Of Columbus, Glenside, PA. Dress…

Plant Rave: Groovy Green Spheres Get Schooled
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Plant Rave: Groovy Green Spheres Get Schooled

Chuck B. BallsyJune 27, 2025

Succulents, Tequila &Tacos?! ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒต For $79 you get 7-9 plants! Located at Tumwater Craft District Building. Balcony seats? Hope it…

Musk’s X Marks the Spot for Epic Fail Branding
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Musk’s X Marks the Spot for Epic Fail Branding

Chuck B. BallsyJune 25, 2025

**Oh, honey, get ready for the DISTILLERY COMEDY TOUR at CORBIN CASH! ๐Ÿคฃ Tickets are like your exโ€”once you commit,…

Saint Augustine Wine Walk: Because Regular Walking Is Just Too Sober
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Saint Augustine Wine Walk: Because Regular Walking Is Just Too Sober

Chuck B. BallsyJune 25, 2025

**Wine walk? More like a wine WOBBLE! ๐Ÿท Casa de Vino 57 presents the Saint Augustine Wine Walk! Prepare to…

Tremont Food Truck Festival: An Overpriced Gastric Disaster on Wheels
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Tremont Food Truck Festival: An Overpriced Gastric Disaster on Wheels

Chuck B. BallsyJune 24, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ The 2nd Annual Tremont Food Truck Festival is coming!** 25 food trucks (max!) will gather in Cleveland, Ohio.…

Burkini Babes Only: No Peeping Toms Allowed
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Burkini Babes Only: No Peeping Toms Allowed

Chuck B. BallsyJune 24, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Idris Mosque is hosting a “private” swim sesh for Muslim women & girls at Ballard Pool, 1471 NW…

Patriot PAWS: Wagging Tails, Empty Wallets
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Patriot PAWS: Wagging Tails, Empty Wallets

Chuck B. BallsyJune 24, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿšจ Tues 6/24, get ready to LOSE at poker! ๐Ÿคก Meet “cool” peeps & fund Patriot PAWS! ๐Ÿถ John…

Bulls, Barrels, and Rednecks: A Rodeo Spectacle
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Bulls, Barrels, and Rednecks: A Rodeo Spectacle

Chuck B. BallsyJune 23, 2025

**Yeehaw!** ๐Ÿค  Get ready for the Bulls & Barrels Rodeo featuring Redeye Rodeo! SEBRA Sanctioned! Farm, Home, & Youth Complex,…

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