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Hollywood’s “Deadly Cure” Premiere: Stars Risk Life for Bad Movie
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Hollywood’s “Deadly Cure” Premiere: Stars Risk Life for Bad Movie

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 24, 2025

OMG! DEADLY CURE MOVIE PREMIERE at the super-historic National Underground Railroad Freedom Center, October 25, 2025, 5:00 PM (Eastern Time)!…

Elin Hilderbrand: An Evening of Overpriced Beach Reads
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Elin Hilderbrand: An Evening of Overpriced Beach Reads

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 23, 2025

OMG! 🙄Elin Hilderbrand & her spawn Shelby Cunningham are gracing The Lenox with their presence to discuss “The Academy”. Prepare…

Oviedo’s ‘Coco’ Fiasco: Prepare for a Park Cry-Fest, October 2025
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Oviedo’s ‘Coco’ Fiasco: Prepare for a Park Cry-Fest, October 2025

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 23, 2025

**OMG! Oviedo, FL, is so lit 🔥 on October 24, 2025, at 357 Center Lake Lane! Food trucks 5-9pm! A…

Dominican Film Fest: Prepare to be Dominican-ed
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Dominican Film Fest: Prepare to be Dominican-ed

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 23, 2025

OMG! 😱 Alianza Film Screening schedule for normies!🙄 Friday, Oct 24, 2025, 4 PM – Our Island. 6 PM –…

Ice Coast Film Fest: Prepare to be Underwhelmed
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Ice Coast Film Fest: Prepare to be Underwhelmed

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 22, 2025

**OMG! 🙄Backcountry bros Hunter Henderson, Alex Hall, Mac Forehand & Colby Stevenson, are gracing the big screen! Prepare for tales…

Clown Motel: Prepare for the Cinematic Colonoscopy You Didn’t Ask For
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Clown Motel: Prepare for the Cinematic Colonoscopy You Didn’t Ask For

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! 🤡 Celebs (maybe) at the CLOWN MOTEL: 3 Ways to Hell premiere at FINE ARTS THEATER, Beverly Hills!** Kane…

Matchstick Ski Film: Yeah, Because Skiing Never Happens *During* Snowfall
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Matchstick Ski Film: Yeah, Because Skiing Never Happens *During* Snowfall

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! Eventbrite is having a ✨moment✨! The Team is “working” to get you back ASAP. Like, duh, just contact them…

Matchstick Ski Film: More Like After the Snoozefest
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Matchstick Ski Film: More Like After the Snoozefest

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! Eventbrite is down! 😱 The Team is “working” to return us to the service ASAP. If you need them,…

Kokoro: More Like Bore-oro
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Kokoro: More Like Bore-oro

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! Eventbrite is down! 😱 The team claims they’re “working to return you to the service ASAP.” Like, duh!** Check…

Chris Fleming’s Lincoln Lodge Meltdown: Prepare for Absurdity
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Chris Fleming’s Lincoln Lodge Meltdown: Prepare for Absurdity

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 20, 2025

**OMG! Eventbrite is down! 😱 Is this the end of the world? How will anyone find garbage “events” now?** 🙄…

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