**OMG! 🙄 The “ULTIMATE” 4th of July fest is at Big League Dreams, Manteca, CA. 🇺🇸 Starts at 3PM, fireworks at 9:30PM. Prepare for “non-stop activities” 🤣 and “special appearances”.**
Inflatable obstacles, rock climbing, dodgeball 🤡, petting zoo! Toddler Town for the under 4s. Food trucks & beer. 🍻 Get tix on the YupUp App. Kids under 2 FREE! No refunds! 🚫 No pets! 🐶
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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