**🍦ALERT!🍦Vancouver, WA is about to be HIT by the “Scooped” Ice Cream Armageddon! July 19 & 20, 2025, 11 AM – 9 PM daily, Esther Short Park. 50+ flavors? Live music? More like 50+ brain freezes & questionable music choices!**
Tickets from $25 for “First Dibs” (lol), $30 for “Sweet Spot” & a WHOPPING $40 for “Last Licks” (leftovers, anyone?). Milkshake Throwdown? More like Milkshake Throw-up! 🤣 C-TRAN available, because you’ll be too sugared up to drive. 🚑
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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