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Austin Art Fair 2025: Finally, Art You Can (Almost) Afford
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Austin Art Fair 2025: Finally, Art You Can (Almost) Afford

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025

OMG! Artsy peasants unite! We’re gracing the Palmer Events Center, May 15-18, 2025! Prepare for edition #2 of…*this*. 55 galleries!…

So You Think You Can Build a Team (Spoiler: You Can’t, But Come Watch Us Try)
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So You Think You Can Build a Team (Spoiler: You Can’t, But Come Watch Us Try)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025

RE/MAX Key House Group Roma presents: ๐ŸกWorkshop Online! ๐Ÿ—“๏ธMay 15, 2025, ๐Ÿ•–7 PM! 90 minutes to sell your soul! ๐Ÿ˜ˆThey…

VAWG Learning Event: Probably Won’t Solve Anything, But Free Coffee
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VAWG Learning Event: Probably Won’t Solve Anything, But Free Coffee

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Another “Learning Event” to recap… LEARNING!๐Ÿคฏ About the Home Office Safer Streets Fund. Yawn.๐Ÿ˜ด VAWG is the focus,…

So You Think You Can Store Electricity: A 2025 Workshop for Power Grid Dreamers
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So You Think You Can Store Electricity: A 2025 Workshop for Power Grid Dreamers

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ 2-day workshop! Learn 2 optimize grid energy storage! ๐Ÿ”‹๐Ÿ’ธ DTE Energy & EPRI experts spill secrets on battery…

Mencap’s Totally Rad (Maybe) Webinar About Stuff After You’re Gone
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Mencap’s Totally Rad (Maybe) Webinar About Stuff After You’re Gone

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025

OMG! ๐Ÿ˜ฑMencap’s here to teach you how to control your loved one’s $$ after you’re gone! Planning for the Future…

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dลTERRA’s Virtual Pyramid Scheme Pep Rally: Now With Extra Essential Oils of Boredom

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

ALERT! ๐Ÿšจ doTERRA brainwashing seminar INCOMING! Prepare for mind control via essential oils! ๐ŸŒฟ Learn the “WHY” (because money!), science…

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Fever Fridays: Because Who Needs a Weekend When You Can Have the Plague Early

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

ALERT!๐Ÿšจ Seven Midtown: where your “upscale” dreams crash. Gourmet dishes? More like overpriced snacks. But hey, ladies get FREE lemon…

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Pretentious Fridays: Seven Reasons to Avoid Midtown Like the Plague

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

**OMG! ๐Ÿ™„ Seven Midtown, Atlanta’s “newest hotspot,” wants YOU (and your elevated attire) every Friday night! ๐Ÿคฃ Gourmet dishes? Expertly…

Revel Atlanta: Proof That You Peak on Fridays, Probably
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Revel Atlanta: Proof That You Peak on Fridays, Probably

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

Join us every week at FANTASY FRIDAYS for a night you’ll FORGET!๐ŸŽ‰ Music, “dancing,” & pure delusion! Celebrate your BIRTHDAY…

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Kiddie Lockdown Boot Camp: Because Summer Should Be *Extra* Stressful

Chuck B. BallsyMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

OMG! CISA School Safety is hosting a virtual ๐Ÿ˜ด sesh on May 15, 2025, 3:00 p.m. – 4:00 p.m. EDT!…

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