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JUST NESHTERDAY

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 19, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Taneshia “Just Nesh” Rice, seen on Kevin Hart’s Hart of the City on Comedy Central & Def Comedy…

Yo Cuento: More Like Yo Snoozo
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Yo Cuento: More Like Yo Snoozo

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 18, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 “Yo Cuento: Entre Ríos Y Desiertos” at Patagonia Pasadena! Prepare for virtue signaling! 🎬 Big Bend National Park,…

As If! 30 Years of Peak Stupidity
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As If! 30 Years of Peak Stupidity

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 18, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Like, AS IF anyone cares about 30 years of Clueless! 💿✨ But if you’re, like, totally buggin’, head…

U MD Students Get Brainwashed By Indie Film Nonsense
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U MD Students Get Brainwashed By Indie Film Nonsense

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

OMG! 🤩 Don’t miss **NEW WAVE** documentary at University of Maryland, Ulrich Recital Hall, Tawes Hall, Sept 21st @ 1PM!…

Dallas Desperate for Dates: Balloon Animals or Bust
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Dallas Desperate for Dates: Balloon Animals or Bust

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

Welcome to POP THE BALLOON OR FIND LOVE : DALLAS, TX. EDITION!🤡 Join us at 6400 MAPLE AVE UNIT 850…

The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense
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The Rocky Horror Pile of Nonsense

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

**Oh, the horror! 🤣** The Rocky Horror Picture Show at The Ritz, 🗓️Saturday, September 20th, 🕗8 PM. Sweet Translucent Dreams…

UrbanFest 360° Orlando: 2 Whole Days of Films—Call This Number!
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UrbanFest 360° Orlando: 2 Whole Days of Films—Call This Number!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

**OMG! UrbanFest 360° Orlando Films, Beats, Bites! Film Festival is here!** 🤣 Get ready to waste a day at AFRO…

NYC K-Pop Kids Cult Gathering: Free Soda!
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NYC K-Pop Kids Cult Gathering: Free Soda!

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

**OMG! 🙄 Hobihearteu presents: K-Pop Demon Hunters Fan Experience! 🤣 Pop-up classes for kids & adults! $20 extra, 15 slots.…

Fashionistas? More Like Fashion-Fiascos
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Fashionistas? More Like Fashion-Fiascos

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

**OMG! 😱 “Fashioners” premiere! Food, drinks & local storytelling! Co-Media💩original show🤮about fashion industry “shapers.” First victim: Atlas Handcrafted, a ✨fashionshow✨…

Laughs on the Lawn: A Night So Funny, Even Marjorie’s Statue Will Crack a Smile
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Laughs on the Lawn: A Night So Funny, Even Marjorie’s Statue Will Crack a Smile

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 15, 2025

**OMG! 🤣 Laughs on the Lawn (LOL!) at Marjorie Park, Sept 20th, doors at 6:00 PM, show 7:00-9:00 PM. Prepare…

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