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How to Schmooze Like a Pro: The Dark Art of Business Networking (and Why You Should Probably Just Stay Home)

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 3, 2026

🔥 January SOLD OUT, February SOLD OUT at 450 seats. March events are NOW OPEN. Seats are capped to protect…

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“National Child Safety Reform and NQF Legislative Changes: Because Kids Deserve Better Than a Bunch of Bureaucratic Nonsense”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

🚨 Important News for Childcare Workers! 🚨 VECRA is hosting a FREE info session on National Child Safety Reform and…

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“Social Media Content Without the Cringe: How to Not Suck at Arts & Culture Storytelling”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

Social media content without the cringe: Storytelling for Arts & Culture 🎭✨ Tired of awkward dances and forced trends? This…

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“Massive What? A Hilarious Look at Your Grand Plans!”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

Ah, finalmente un webinar per aiutare gli studenti a scegliere l’università! Perché niente dice “decisione importante” come ascoltare Alessandro D’Avenia…

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“Colágeno: Los Alimentos Que Lo Contienen, Cuándo Tomarlo y Cómo Suplementarlo (Porque Claro, Tu Piel Lo Agradecerá)”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

¿Quieres que tus articulaciones duren más que tu relación de Tinder? 🍸 Porque después de los 25, el colágeno se…

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ST. PRACTICE BAR CRAWL 2026: PREPARE FOR A LIT LENTEN LIVER-PUNCHING ODYSSEY!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

ST. PRACTICE BAR CRAWL 2026 – Royal Oak Saturday, March 7th, 2026 | 2 – 7 PM Downtown Royal Oak…

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“OMG YALL READY FOR SOME TOTALLY RADICAL FANTASY FRIDAYS?! 🧙‍♂️✨”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

#1 FRIDAY NIGHT IN ATLANTA OMG, it’s #1 FRIDAY NIGHT IN ATLANTA, y’all! 🎉 Prepare for the most epic, life-changing…

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FRIDAY FANTASIES: WHERE DREAMS AND DELUSIONS COLLIDE!

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

#1 FRIDAY NIGHT IN ATLANTA Join us every week at FANTASY FRIDAYS for an unforgettable night of music, dancing, and…

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“The Octopus Organization: How to Be an Eight-Armed Boss and Still Have No Clue”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

Who needs rigid hierarchies when you can be as cool as an octopus? 🦑 Join Phil Le-Brun and Jana Werner…

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“Michael Rosen and Pals: Unearthing the World’s Most Bizarre Food Tales”

Chuck B. BallsyMarch 2, 2026

**Warning: Food-Themed Tales May Cause Severe Hunger** Get ready to drool, kids! On World Book Day®, Michael Rosen and friends…

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