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Get Drunk And Find Your Future Ex At Chicago’s Liquor-Fueled Loneliness Safari
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Get Drunk And Find Your Future Ex At Chicago’s Liquor-Fueled Loneliness Safari

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

FREE STUFF: $5 from DoorDash, $30 from Rakuten, and 25% off Blue Apron are up for grabs at ChicagoFreebies.weebly.com, but…

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Rumos Tech Career Q&A: Why Data & Analytics Will Fix Your Life (And Probably Not)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

Get ready to decode your destiny! 🤓 Rumos Tech Career Q&A is back, this time dunking on ignorance about Data…

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“Local Basement ‘Soulful Wailing’ Session Somehow Still Dank and Questionably Moist, Neighbors’ Patience Expires Faster Than You Can Say ‘Sound Ordinance'”

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

90s R&B “Geriatric Rave” Promises Maximum Midlife Crisis Vibes 🕺🏾💀 TheBasementR&B Party: Where your expired butterfly clips & JNCO jeans…

Boomerang Psychic Party: Meet Your Future, But Only If You Pay First (ZOOM)
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Boomerang Psychic Party: Meet Your Future, But Only If You Pay First (ZOOM)

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

💘 Spéciale Saint-Valentin – L’Amour en 2026 💘✨ Brace yourselves, Cupid is coming! On Jeudi 12 février 2026, prepare for…

Apresentação do LegiX, a única referência que Jurisprudência e Doutores Jurídicos usam para vender banca
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Apresentação do LegiX, a única referência que Jurisprudência e Doutores Jurídicos usam para vender banca

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

Atenção, galera da justiça! 📜 Prepare-se para uma live de 45 minutos no dia 27 de Maio de 2020 às…

Boulder Library Officially Declares War on Hair with Extinction-Level Brush Off
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Boulder Library Officially Declares War on Hair with Extinction-Level Brush Off

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

The official guide to finding the most awkward networking opportunities at Boulder Public Library. On Sunday, Jan 25 from 1…

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Cathedral Concert: Amadeus Concert Ensemble

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

🚨 KNOXVILLE’S 100th ORGAN EXTRAVAGANZA 🚨 Brace yourselves for the Cathedral Concert Series’ 100th flex! They’re dusting off the massive…

Revenge of the Roller Rink: Minnesota Deaf Community’s Wheels of Fury Silently Conquer the Floor
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Revenge of the Roller Rink: Minnesota Deaf Community’s Wheels of Fury Silently Conquer the Floor

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

Mark your calendars for February 22, 2025, at the Brooklyn Park Roller Dome (560 85th Ave N, Minneapolis) where MN…

Xavier University Spends Millions on a Party for Being Old While Students Still Pay Off Loans
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Xavier University Spends Millions on a Party for Being Old While Students Still Pay Off Loans

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

Event ended: Centennial Celebration for Xavier University — Queen City Style. Sunday, Jan 25 from 2:30 pm to 6:30 pm…

The Stop Motion Plant January Salon: Because Staring at Plants Isn’t Weird Enough Anymore
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The Stop Motion Plant January Salon: Because Staring at Plants Isn’t Weird Enough Anymore

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 25, 2026

Mark your calendars for Sunday, January 25, 2026, at 7:00 PM! The Stop Motion Plant is hosting a “Salon” at…

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