Mark your calendars for February 22, 2025, at the Brooklyn Park Roller Dome (560 85th Ave N, Minneapolis) where MN Hands & Voices invites you to their chaotic roller skating spectacle. 🛼
Register as a “family unit” because individuality is overrated. 📝 Eat a hot dog with gluten-free bun options while DHH Guides and LSS Deaf Mentors skate alongside you from 11:00 AM to 1:00 PM. 🌭 Need to look uncoordinated? Rent a skate trainer for $5. Strollers allowed, but if you are 18 and under, you better bring a parent—no drop-offs, or you’ll be left at the curb. 👮♂️😂
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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