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Antibiotic Resistance Soars as We Keep Demanding Drugs for a Damn Cold, Data Says Please Stop
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Antibiotic Resistance Soars as We Keep Demanding Drugs for a Damn Cold, Data Says Please Stop

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

Antibiotics are losing, and we’re all doomed—join this webinar to panic! 🧫 On January 5, 2026, at 10:00 AM, head…

Agile è morto, viva l’Agile: basta cerchiolini inutili
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Agile è morto, viva l’Agile: basta cerchiolini inutili

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

Agile è morto? 🪦 Il webinar del Politecnico di Milano (30 gennaio) lo dice con i dati. Marco D’Andrea e…

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Ahoy, Pirates! Prepare to be absolutely hammered at the 9th Annual Gasparilla Bar Crawl, Brunch & Festival

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

☠️ Prepare your liver for the 9th Annual Gasparilla Bar Crawl & Brunch in downtown Tampa! ☠️ Join thousands of…

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Leaving the National Guard at Home: Travesuras Reggaeton Party Rages at Reforma Palm Springs

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

¡Prepare your most questionable dancing shoes! 🕺 A “Travesuras Reggaeton Party” is descending upon Reforma at 333 S Palm Canyon…

Jesus Nights Orange County CA and the Blind Faith of a Bullet-Proof Pastor
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Jesus Nights Orange County CA and the Blind Faith of a Bullet-Proof Pastor

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

⚠️ SACRED SEATING WARS: The Great Orlando Arrive-Late-and-Perish Shuffle ⚠️ For the spiritually competitive at **Orlando**, the holy grail is…

Solving World Peace Through The Power of Faddis’ High Notes
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Solving World Peace Through The Power of Faddis’ High Notes

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

Jazz legend Jon Faddis is gracing a venue near you, probably to prove he can still hit the high notes…

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How to Prepare Your Startup to Get Rejected by VCs Who Are Waiting for Your Uber Slide

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

🚀 Free Online Event: Learn VC Secrets from Your Couch! 🛋️💡 Prepare your keyboard warriors for the ultimate online event…

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Hey “BabeHouse Slumber Party” devs, maybe fix your game before dropping another version

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

🚨 BOO! The Babehouse Slumber Party on 1.18 is here to tuck you in! 🚨 Prepare for a “sacred” night…

DCD is nu ook je levensloopbaanbegeleider omdat je werkgever er al is opgegeven
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DCD is nu ook je levensloopbaanbegeleider omdat je werkgever er al is opgegeven

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Get ready to dive into the thrilling world of Developmental Coordination Disorder (DCD)! 🎉 Organized by Oudervereniging Balans, Mama Vita,…

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Rooftop Party for the ’99 & 2000s’ Takes a Break Because Even Nostalgia Needs a Nap

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

🚨 Cringe Alert: The ‘No New Music’ Party Time-Travels to 2002 🚨 LOL, imagine paying for a “surprise theme” that’s…

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