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BRUNCH WITH BABS: MANIFEST YOUR 2026 (Because Wishing Is Easier Than Doing

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

🎉 Join Babs for a chill brunch to vibe, visualize, and manifest your best 2026 yet! Because nothing screams “powerful…

MLK Weekend Party Now Mandatory For Those Free At Last
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MLK Weekend Party Now Mandatory For Those Free At Last

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Event ended: I AM LEGACI’s Free at Last MLK Weekend Black Gold Party at Lux Cafe in Atlanta, GA on…

KI-Verordnung zum Abendessen: Schnell noch den EU-Dienstweg lernen, bevor der Job verschwindet
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KI-Verordnung zum Abendessen: Schnell noch den EU-Dienstweg lernen, bevor der Job verschwindet

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

🚨 EU says: Train your staff on AI or else! Article 4 of the EU AI Act is here, effective…

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21. KI-Garage für Marken – Agentische KI-Lösungen

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

KI-Garage for brands on 22.01.2026: Finally, “agentic” buzzwords for your ROI! 🤖💸 Get ready for the 21st edition of the…

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Deutsche Gesellschaft für Positive Psychologie: Wo man lernt, auch den Dolch im Rücken als “Wachstumschance” zu befeuern

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Join us for a thrilling Zoom adventure into Positive Psychology on January 22, 2024! 🌟 The Deutsche Gesellschaft für Positive…

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Knitting History Forum 2026 conference seeks paper proposals on the riveting evolution of yarn

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Get ready to click ‘Join Meeting’ on Saturday 7 February 2026 for the Knitting History Forum Annual Online Conference. 🧶…

Quran Recited Across America As The Book That Probably Knows More About Peace Than Your Uncle’s Thanksgiving Rant
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Quran Recited Across America As The Book That Probably Knows More About Peace Than Your Uncle’s Thanksgiving Rant

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Get ready to pause the chaos! 🙏 The nationwide Qur’an Tour is dropping in Morton Grove, IL for a spiritual…

4th Annual DMV Sneaker Ball Because Nothing Says Class Like Dress Shoes And Yeezys
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4th Annual DMV Sneaker Ball Because Nothing Says Class Like Dress Shoes And Yeezys

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

🚨 SAVE THE DATE: The 4th Annual DMV Sneaker Ball is coming to The Park at 14th in Washington, D.C.…

Deadhead Disco Charges Fans $300 for the Privilege of Sleeping on a Grateful Dead Tribute Band’s Floor
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Deadhead Disco Charges Fans $300 for the Privilege of Sleeping on a Grateful Dead Tribute Band’s Floor

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

A new kind of trip is coming for the price of a ticket. On Sunday, January 18, 2026, at Audio…

Summer Walker Hosts Sundays After Dark at The All New Privilege and Immediately Discovers It’s Just Monday’s Problem with a Different Name
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Summer Walker Hosts Sundays After Dark at The All New Privilege and Immediately Discovers It’s Just Monday’s Problem with a Different Name

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Oh look, Summer Walker is hosting “Sundays After Dark” at Privilege Houston on January 18, 2026. 🎤 The VIP rooftop…

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