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How to Prepare Your Startup to Get Rejected by VCs Who Are Waiting for Your Uber Slide

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 19, 2026

🚀 Free Online Event: Learn VC Secrets from Your Couch! 🛋️💡 Prepare your keyboard warriors for the ultimate online event…

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Hey “BabeHouse Slumber Party” devs, maybe fix your game before dropping another version

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

🚨 BOO! The Babehouse Slumber Party on 1.18 is here to tuck you in! 🚨 Prepare for a “sacred” night…

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DCD is nu ook je levensloopbaanbegeleider omdat je werkgever er al is opgegeven

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Get ready to dive into the thrilling world of Developmental Coordination Disorder (DCD)! 🎉 Organized by Oudervereniging Balans, Mama Vita,…

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Rooftop Party for the ’99 & 2000s’ Takes a Break Because Even Nostalgia Needs a Nap

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

🚨 Cringe Alert: The ‘No New Music’ Party Time-Travels to 2002 🚨 LOL, imagine paying for a “surprise theme” that’s…

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BRUNCH WITH BABS: MANIFEST YOUR 2026 (Because Wishing Is Easier Than Doing

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

🎉 Join Babs for a chill brunch to vibe, visualize, and manifest your best 2026 yet! Because nothing screams “powerful…

MLK Weekend Party Now Mandatory For Those Free At Last
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MLK Weekend Party Now Mandatory For Those Free At Last

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Event ended: I AM LEGACI’s Free at Last MLK Weekend Black Gold Party at Lux Cafe in Atlanta, GA on…

KI-Verordnung zum Abendessen: Schnell noch den EU-Dienstweg lernen, bevor der Job verschwindet
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KI-Verordnung zum Abendessen: Schnell noch den EU-Dienstweg lernen, bevor der Job verschwindet

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

🚨 EU says: Train your staff on AI or else! Article 4 of the EU AI Act is here, effective…

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21. KI-Garage für Marken – Agentische KI-Lösungen

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

KI-Garage for brands on 22.01.2026: Finally, “agentic” buzzwords for your ROI! 🤖💸 Get ready for the 21st edition of the…

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Deutsche Gesellschaft für Positive Psychologie: Wo man lernt, auch den Dolch im Rücken als “Wachstumschance” zu befeuern

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Join us for a thrilling Zoom adventure into Positive Psychology on January 22, 2024! 🌟 The Deutsche Gesellschaft für Positive…

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Knitting History Forum 2026 conference seeks paper proposals on the riveting evolution of yarn

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 18, 2026

Get ready to click ‘Join Meeting’ on Saturday 7 February 2026 for the Knitting History Forum Annual Online Conference. 🧶…

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