☠️ Prepare your liver for the 9th Annual Gasparilla Bar Crawl & Brunch in downtown Tampa! ☠️
Join thousands of pirates on January 30-31, 2026, for this chaotic 2-day festival. Check-in mandatory at Grove Soho (406 S Howard Ave, Tampa, FL 33606) from 9am-12pm to grab your wristband. Enjoy all-you-can-eat brunch, bottomless mimosas, and free welcome shots at 25+ bars across South Tampa, Downtown, and Ybor.
Party at two massive festival zones:
📍 **Pirates Cove Crawl HQ:** 401 E Washington St (Jan 30-31)
📍 **Pirates Cove Drop Zone:** 702 E Whiting St (Jan 31 only)
VIP tickets grant access to the music festival with DJs WUKI & Jake Shore. Prices rise soon—secure your spot or cry later! 🏴☠️🦖
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Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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