🚀 Free Online Event: Learn VC Secrets from Your Couch! 🛋️💡
Prepare your keyboard warriors for the ultimate online event on **April 27, 2023**! 🌍 This FREE digital extravaganza lets you troll VCs from anywhere in the world. 😂 Hurry, slots are “limited” (probably just like your startup’s runway). 🏃💨
We’ll dive into 8 ways to avoid getting rekt, including:
1️⃣ How to moonlight without getting fired 🌙
2️⃣ Dividing equity without starting a civil war ⚔️
3️⃣ Stock restrictions (aka “handing over your soul”) 👹
4️⃣ Option plans that dilute you to oblivion 🌊
5️⃣ How much cash to burn 🔥
6️⃣ Which scammy securities to sell 📜
7️⃣ Due diligence (they will find your dirt) 🔍
8️⃣ Closing rounds faster than you ghost your ex ⚡
Bring your trauma and questions! Link drops in your inbox right before start time. 📧 Visit www.idea-to-ipo.com for more “valuable” insights. 🤡
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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