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Corso “Intelligenza emotiva in azienda”: impariamo a fingere di non odiarvi tutti
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Corso “Intelligenza emotiva in azienda”: impariamo a fingere di non odiarvi tutti

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 15, 2026

πŸ“’ Il corso “Intelligenza Emotiva in azienda” (spoiler: serve a piangere allo stipendio) Γ¨ arrivato per sbloccare il vostro potenziale…

Lifting Weights Stops Your Bones Turning Into Swiss Cheese
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Lifting Weights Stops Your Bones Turning Into Swiss Cheese

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 15, 2026

Stop scrolling, comrade! The social media fitness police are wrong, and it’s time to do something about it! πŸ‹οΈβ€β™€οΈπŸ’₯ Turns…

Institute of Philosophy and DSIT Declare War on AI Assistants for Stealing Human Jobs
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Institute of Philosophy and DSIT Declare War on AI Assistants for Stealing Human Jobs

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 15, 2026

High-level orientation to the rapidly evolving landscape of AI assistants at King’s College London on Dec 11, 2025 at 6:30…

Department of Hard Knocks Mandates ‘Please Don’t Traumatize Us’ Hugs for All New Hires
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Department of Hard Knocks Mandates ‘Please Don’t Traumatize Us’ Hugs for All New Hires

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 15, 2026

Get ready to trauma-dump your feelings on dusty paper! πŸ“œ Dr. Anna Sexton presents the “How to Not Cry Over…

Fifth Friday Finance Hack: Quit Your Job and Blame the Spreadsheet
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Fifth Friday Finance Hack: Quit Your Job and Blame the Spreadsheet

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 15, 2026

Mark your calendars for Thriving Through Transition: Part II – Career Power Moves, the thrilling sequel to January’s Financial Fifth…

Crisis-Stricken Scottish Maternal Critical Care Network Runs Out of Ideas Faster Than It Runs Out of Beds
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Crisis-Stricken Scottish Maternal Critical Care Network Runs Out of Ideas Faster Than It Runs Out of Beds

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 15, 2026

The Scottish Maternal Critical Care Network is hosting its Resident Symposium on 29 October 2025 at Aberdeen Medical School, offering…

CFP Foundation Pays Teachers To Attend Summit, Not To Buy Desks
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CFP Foundation Pays Teachers To Attend Summit, Not To Buy Desks

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 15, 2026

Teachers, rejoice! The 2026 Extra Yard for Teachers Summit in Miami is here to distract you from your crippling debt…

Southside Pretty Girls Honors its Founders by Charging $20 to Watch Girls Fight Over Free Rum Punch
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Southside Pretty Girls Honors its Founders by Charging $20 to Watch Girls Fight Over Free Rum Punch

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 15, 2026

πŸ“… Atlanta! On January 17, 2026, the Southside Pretty Girls are forcing all Divine 9 members to turn up at…

Social Media So Safe It Apparently Lets Human Traffickers Operate Virtually Free
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Social Media So Safe It Apparently Lets Human Traffickers Operate Virtually Free

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 15, 2026

Traffickers are lurking on TikTok, and if you share a monitor or join by phone, no CEUs for you! 🚫…

CineMasters of the Universe Demand You Pay to Watch Zoom Webinar So You Can Learn to Use a Camera
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CineMasters of the Universe Demand You Pay to Watch Zoom Webinar So You Can Learn to Use a Camera

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 15, 2026

La transmisiΓ³n del evento sera vΓ­a Zoom, recibirΓ‘s instrucciones de acceso por correo y whatsapp. πŸ“ΊπŸ˜‚ Prepara tu mejor pijama…

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