Teachers, rejoice! The 2026 Extra Yard for Teachers Summit in Miami is here to distract you from your crippling debt with famous people. Doors open at 1PM on January 19, 2026, at the James L. Knight Center. 🎉 Pitbull (Mr. Worldwide himself) will tell you how a teacher shaped his life, while you listen and hope for CFP National Championship Game tickets. Jess Sims and Ashlie Crosson will also be present. 😱
Get free swag and DonorsChoose gift cards before running across the street to the FREE Calvin Harris concert on the beach. 🏖️ Eat free food, drink beer, and pretend this is a better reward than a raise. DJ Smoove will spin tunes at the reception. It’s the best PD ever—until Monday. 🙄💸
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
