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Valentines Singles Mixer at City Cellars: Because Nothing Says Love Like Free Booze and Awkward Small Talk

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Still single after Valentine’s Day? You’re not alone! Come mix & mingle with other Houston singles at our FREE Valentine’s…

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AFROBEATS: “WE BEAT KONPA SO HARD, THEY’RE STILL IN RECOVERY MODE” vs KONPA: “AFROBEATS? MORE LIKE AFRO-BORED”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

AFROBEATS VS KONPA VIBES 🎶 Brace yourselves, Boston! On SUNDAY FEBRUARY 15, MIXX360 is hosting the ultimate showdown: Afrobeats vs…

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ROOF on theWit| Sunday Funday: Love Hurts, But This Party Doesn’t

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

🎉 Valentine’s Day Weekend Sunday Funday at ROOF on theWit 🎉 Because nothing says “I love you” like paying $20…

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DFW Metroplex Founders’ Day Luncheon: Where We Celebrate Ourselves and Eat Fancy Sandwiches

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

**DFW AKA Founders’ Day: Where Sisterhood Meets Milestone Bingo!** The DFW AKA Founders’ Day celebration is a collaboration of seven…

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TRAP VS R&B ROOFTOP DAY PARTY: WHEN THE BASS DROPS, THE SOUL SHOOTS BACK

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

**Welcome to the most lit rooftop bash since the invention of the sun!** 🌞 Atlanta’s finest DJs will be spinning…

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INTELIGÊNCIA ARTIFICIAL VEM SALVAR A INDÚSTRIA DA PEDRA NATURAL: OS ROCHEDOS AGRADECEM

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Pedra Natural + IA = O Futuro ou Só Mais uma Desculpa para Pagar Formação? 🗓️ 9 de fev 2026…

“Global Power Platform Bootcamp Lima 2026: Because Who Doesn’t Love a Tech Bootcamp in the Middle of Nowhere?”
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“Global Power Platform Bootcamp Lima 2026: Because Who Doesn’t Love a Tech Bootcamp in the Middle of Nowhere?”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 15, 2026

Oh, claro, porque tu vida no estaba lo suficientemente emocionante sin un bootcamp virtual sobre Power Platform. 🗓️ 13 de…

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“New York Moments: When tm:rw Becomes the Most Exciting Thing Since Bagels”

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 14, 2026

**OMG, Heated Rivalry’s Ksenia Daniele Kharlamova is crashing tm:rw for one day only!** 😍 Get ready for meet-and-greets, photo ops,…

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CHAI RAVE SF: DESI DAYTIMER DOMINATION FEB 21 @ 620 JONES—BRING YOUR SPICES!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 14, 2026

620 JONES TAKEOVER We’re commandeering the 620 Jones Rooftop for beats, brews, and breathtaking skylines! Get ready for a full…

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¡ICOPR CERRA EL FESTIVAL 2026 CON BROMA O BROMA!

Chuck B. BallsyFebruary 14, 2026

¡ECOS de mi TIERRA! ¿El gran cierre del 11° Festival Anual? ¡Ah, sí! El 2026, porque ¿quién necesita conciertos en…

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