Attention humans who apparently have nothing better to do than stand in line for free beer: Dogfish Head is opening a “30 Minute Time Bank” in NYC on January 30th at 102 Ludlow St from 4-8pm because apparently January is so stressful we need a corporate-sponsored nap pod with snacks. Bring your sad vibes and your empty stomach because there will be free food from Partybus Bakeshop and Panzón, plus unlimited samples of their new 95-calorie, 4% ABV 30 Minute Light IPA which tastes exactly like beer but with 70% less joy. You must be 21+ to attend, which means your dog cannot come, but your crippling anxiety definitely can. 🍺😴📅
Dogfish Head Opens a Pop-Up Bank Where You Trade Beer for Time (And Probably Regret)
