Attention humans who apparently have nothing better to do than stand in line for free beer: Dogfish Head is opening a “30 Minute Time Bank” in NYC on January 30th at 102 Ludlow St from 4-8pm because apparently January is so stressful we need a corporate-sponsored nap pod with snacks. Bring your sad vibes and your empty stomach because there will be free food from Partybus Bakeshop and Panzón, plus unlimited samples of their new 95-calorie, 4% ABV 30 Minute Light IPA which tastes exactly like beer but with 70% less joy. You must be 21+ to attend, which means your dog cannot come, but your crippling anxiety definitely can. 🍺😴📅
Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
