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Webinar en focusgroep Psychomotorische Therapie: wie wil er eens lekker stuiptrekken over psychomotoriek

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

🚫🧠 Bewegingstherapie voor kinderen? Ja, want bellen met de psychiater is te makkelijk! 🧠🚫 Op 17 december om 19:30-20:30 via…

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Startup GPS: dall’idea al team, ovvero come trasformare un sogno in una riunione infinita

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

Startup GPS: guida satellitare per aspiranti imprenditori persi nel nulla Hai un’idea geniale per un’impresa? Bene, ma non basta. Ora…

Jack Zebra and his army of trolls unleash chaos on X, proving once again that keyboard warriors are the real superheroes we don’t deserve
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Jack Zebra and his army of trolls unleash chaos on X, proving once again that keyboard warriors are the real superheroes we don’t deserve

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

🚨 ATTENTION, HUMANS! 🚨 To enter our magical realm of music and questionable life choices, we demand a REAL ID—yes,…

No Excuse Bootcamp: DJ Jukie Tha Kidd Spins Tracks While You Sweat Like a Soggy Burrito
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No Excuse Bootcamp: DJ Jukie Tha Kidd Spins Tracks While You Sweat Like a Soggy Burrito

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

The All-Star Game of Fitness™ is here! Chicago’s finest “trainers” unite for ONE GLORIOUS HOUR to solve world hunger, climate…

R&B Rooftop Brunch or How to Burn Calories While Pretending to Be a Grown-Up
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R&B Rooftop Brunch or How to Burn Calories While Pretending to Be a Grown-Up

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

🚨 ATTENTION HUMANS: The R&B Rooftop Party is happening again, because apparently, we didn’t learn our lesson last time. 🚨…

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Conférence-atelier 1 · Découvrir les compétences des gens qu’on ne connaît pas

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

🚨 Urgent : Les RH de Laval, venez découvrir que les immigrants ont des CV et parfois même des diplômes!…

Comment créer son MVP sans être CTO et surtout sans savoir ce que fout un CTO ?
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Comment créer son MVP sans être CTO et surtout sans savoir ce que fout un CTO ?

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

🚨 Urgent : Les non-techs sauvent le monde (ou au moins leur startup) 🚨 Le 27 mai 2025 à 19h00,…

CISA Teaches You How to Dodge Bullets in New Jersey Because Apparently That’s a Thing Now
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CISA Teaches You How to Dodge Bullets in New Jersey Because Apparently That’s a Thing Now

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

The Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) is thrilled to offer you a front-row seat to their two-hour Active Shooter…

Mary Jane’s 50th Birthday Bash ft. Big Gigantic – Because Nothing Says Middle Age Like EDM and Edibles
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Mary Jane’s 50th Birthday Bash ft. Big Gigantic – Because Nothing Says Middle Age Like EDM and Edibles

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 3, 2026

🏔️🚨 BREAKING: Mary Jane Turns 50 & Big Gigantic’s Playing FREE Bong… I Mean, Music! 🎸💨 📍 Rendezvous Event Center,…

Projections 2026 : Et si votre alignement spirituel finançait enfin vos achats compulsifs sur Amazon
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Projections 2026 : Et si votre alignement spirituel finançait enfin vos achats compulsifs sur Amazon

Chuck B. BallsyJanuary 2, 2026

✨ Soirée Prédictions 2026 avec Carole Morin ✨ Bien plus qu’une soirée de voyance, une véritable immersion dans l’année qui…

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