The All-Star Game of Fitness™ is here! Chicago’s finest “trainers” unite for ONE GLORIOUS HOUR to solve world hunger, climate change, and your dad bod. Beginners to experts welcome (translation: everyone will cry). Daycare provided because chaos fuels our gains. 🏆💪👶
📅 March 22, 2025 ⏰ 1:00 PM – 2:00 PM 📍 2000 S Wabash Ave, Chicago, IL 60616
Amberobics, Body By Dhan, Layci The Kid Trainer, Keanna D., Michi, Joey, and Siddiqu “The Personal Trainer” will perform synchronized burpees while yelling affirmations.
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Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.
Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.
Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤
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