Riot! at the Disco: Where Eyeliner Meets Mosh Pit [Chicago]

🚨 BREAKING: Emo Kids Reunite to Scream About Feelings They Still Haven’t Processed 🚨

In a stunning turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming (except everyone with a MySpace account in 2007), Orlove by Night is hosting “Riot! at the Disco,” a night dedicated to music that taught a generation it was okay to wear eyeliner and hate everything. 🖤🎸

The event goes down on Saturday, January 3, 2026 (because New Year’s recovery is best done with pop-punk), at Beat Kitchen, 2100 W. Belmont Ave., Chicago. Doors open at 9pm, and yes, you must be 21+—because therapy bills and emotional damage aren’t covered for minors. 🍻💔

Expect a sonic assault from bands like My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Blink-182, Panic! at the Disco, and 40+ others who made adolescence bearable through power chords and questionable fashion choices. ✨📚📓

For “information” (aka someone to text “be there or be square” to), email [email protected].

Chuck B. Ballsy

Chuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,” is a self-proclaimed sports expert who peaked athletically in middle school dodgeball.

Born in Halfcourt, Indiana, Chuck spent his formative years shouting unsolicited advice at professional athletes on TV, firmly believing that his couchside coaching was the key to their success.

Chuck B. Ballsy: because in the game of sports and sarcasm, he’s always the MVP. 🏀🎤