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Belinda Carlisle’s California Screamin’ Album: Guaranteed to Make You Miss the 80s (and California, Maybe)
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Belinda Carlisle’s California Screamin’ Album: Guaranteed to Make You Miss the 80s (and California, Maybe)

Big ElephantAugust 30, 2025August 30, 2025

Hollywood is at it again, folks! Belinda Carlisle, once the queen of bubblegum pop, is releasing a “California-themed” album. Probably…

California Dreamin’ of a New Wave Nightmare
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California Dreamin’ of a New Wave Nightmare

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 29, 2025

**OMG! NEW WAVE🌊 docu-screening on National Grief Awareness Day! Sob & laugh on Saturday, August 30th at 6 PM in…

“Shredding”: Surf Filmmaking’s “Shorts” Program (LOL!)
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“Shredding”: Surf Filmmaking’s “Shorts” Program (LOL!)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 29, 2025

**7th House presents:** EndThis Summer 🏄‍♀️. Witness “SHREDDING,” curated by Zachary Zezima! Question: Is surfing just for Spicoli clones? 🤣…

LA’s finest nabs alleged burglars, saving Angelenos from losing their precious avocado toasters
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LA’s finest nabs alleged burglars, saving Angelenos from losing their precious avocado toasters

Big ElephantAugust 26, 2025August 26, 2025

Another day, another bunch of criminal masterminds apprehended in the once-golden state of California, now a haven for lawlessness thanks…

Glenn Hughes to Play One Last Show – Probably His Last, Maybe Not, Who Knows
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Glenn Hughes to Play One Last Show – Probably His Last, Maybe Not, Who Knows

Chord F. DiscordAugust 25, 2025August 25, 2025

So, apparently, Glenn Hughes, the guy who sang high notes that shattered glass and probably annoyed dogs, was yapping on…

Trucker, probably an alien, denied bail, Trump probably high-fives
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Trucker, probably an alien, denied bail, Trump probably high-fives

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

Another day, another tragedy made possible by the radical Left’s open border policies! A truck driver from India, Harjinder Singh,…

House Dems Throw Shade: DOJ’s Epstein File Dump Was Basically Last Week’s News
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House Dems Throw Shade: DOJ’s Epstein File Dump Was Basically Last Week’s News

Big ElephantAugust 24, 2025August 24, 2025

The Democrats on the House Oversight Committee, still whining about something! They are claiming the DOJ isn’t handing over enough…

Film Screening: “Taste of the Land” – Prepare for Some Seriously Boring Agriculture Porn
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Film Screening: “Taste of the Land” – Prepare for Some Seriously Boring Agriculture Porn

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 23, 2025

Oh no, not another documentary! 🙄 “Taste of the Land” by Adam Loften and Emmanuel Vaughan-Lee, presented by Emergence Magazine!…

Menendez Bros Still Got That Slammer Swag: Parole Denied LOL
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Menendez Bros Still Got That Slammer Swag: Parole Denied LOL

Big ElephantAugust 23, 2025August 23, 2025

Looks like those Menendez brothers, famous for their *totally* justified actions against their parents, won’t be getting out of the…

State Department Accidentally Stops Giving Truckers Visas, World Trembles
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State Department Accidentally Stops Giving Truckers Visas, World Trembles

Big ElephantAugust 22, 2025August 22, 2025

Another day, another victory for President Trump and the forces of good! Secretary of State Rubio, a true patriot, is…

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